Restaurants Cartoons

"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

"You're sexy when you're wrong."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"The presentation is dreadful."

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Steaks, Martinis & Cigars: "You got a problem with that?"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

F.D.A. Raid

"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."

"I'll spring for the double cheeseburger. You only go around once."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."

"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."