"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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"That means you, pal!"
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In the Corridors of Power there is... No Dancing Allowed
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Place Between Purchases,
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"The following is available to coveted young viewers only."
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Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only
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"Oh, can't complain."
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Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time
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"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
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"This next blues is for all of you out there familiar with the increasing regulation of the financial sector."
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"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."
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"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."
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Scientists chained to the floor
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"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
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"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."
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"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."
"No one under the age of seventeen will be admitted without eight dollars."
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"I'm moving my company to a country that knows what's what."
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"We've been taking a little harder look at journalists lately."
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"I can't have anything that's a food."
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"Can't complain- it's against company policy."
"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."
"Pretentious little place, isn't it?"
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