Results Cartoons

Results Cartoons

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"You tested positive for being negative."

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Disclaimers

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"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."

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"Your best cholesterol lacks all conviction, and your worst is full of passionate intensity."

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"Please be advised, first quarter grades may be weaker than expected."

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"The results of your MRI show that you're very claustrophobic.''

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"The math was rough. The verbal was a snap."

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"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

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"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

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"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

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"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."

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"You have very high negatives."

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"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

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"Your labs are fine."

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"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."

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"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."

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"The labs are back."

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Actual Results May Vary

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"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."

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A mouse in a maze finds a backdrop that says "Act III, Scene 2."

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"First of all, let me say yes, you are getting enough kelp."

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"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."

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"Good news—those lumps were just coal."

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"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

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"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

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