Résumé Cartoons

"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC33176
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2124x1498 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, hiring, hire, hires, hiring officer, hiring officers, c/v, c/vs, feminist, feminists, feminism, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, qualification, qualifications, qualified, sexism, sexist, sexists, gender, application, applications, job application, job applications

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC123878
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4248x3194 pixels (unwatermarked)
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evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers, resume, resumes, update your resume, updating your resume, career change, career changes, change, changes, changing, amphibian, amphibians, fish, tetrapod, tetrapods, change, changes, changing, frog, frogs, toad, toads, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes

"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC33243
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3253x1970 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hr, human resources, personnel, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, office job, office jobs, office cubicle, office cubicles, perfect fit, perfect fits, job offer, job offers, job skill, job skills, cv, cvs, resume, resumes

"Any experience?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC123066
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4320x4147 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121741
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3500x3013 pixels (unwatermarked)
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translation, translations, french, translator, translators, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, application, applications, job application, job applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, business school, business schools, harvard business school, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars

"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC39847
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1992x1653 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
soccer, football, football match, football matches, soccer match, soccer matches, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, football hooligan, football hooligans, hooligan, hooligans, thug, thugs, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications

"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC35560
High Res:
3634x1940 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, cv, cvs, salesmen, salesman, salesman of the month, achievement, achievements, afterlife, afterlives, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, good deed, good deeds, sales target, sales targets

"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC41790
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2845x2354 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, cvs, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hires

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC119395
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3000x2068 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements

"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC135326
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2806x2217 pixels (unwatermarked)
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executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runaway

"They say you are a great warrior."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC23799
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1441x1255 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, businesses, business man, businessman, businessmen, business men, warrior, warriors, war, wars, desk, desk job, executive, executives, hr, h r, human resource, human resources, resume, resumes, cv, cvs, hire, hired, hiring

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC30302
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3109x1957 pixels (unwatermarked)
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urban, signs, stress, depression, hope, hope, sense of hope, optimism, sense of optimism, abandon hope, abandons hope, abandoning hope, resume, resumes, resuming, great depression, recession, recessions, great recession, great recessions, economic recovery, economic recoveries, recovery, recoveries, mankoff

"Well, this is a reassuring note, Mr. Bonwell: 'No dolphins were killed in the preparation of this résumé.' "

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22718
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1401x1269 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dolphin, dolphins, cv, cvs, hr, human resources, personnel, resume, resumes, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, footnote, footnotes, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists, job hunting, job seeker, job seekers

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC133720
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3006x2456 pixels (unwatermarked)
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resume, resumes, hr, hrs, cv, cvs, human resources, personnel, advertising supplement, advertising supplements, résumé, résumés, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, skill set, skill-set, skill sets, skill-sets, marketing department, marketing departments

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC122473
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3250x2899 pixels (unwatermarked)
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track record, track records, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, irrelevant, irrelevance, uninterested, lack of interest, job application, job applications, old news, uninterested, disinterested, boss, bosses, manager, managers

"Well, this is a very impressive resume, young man. I think you're going to make a fine patient."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC35110
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3603x2747 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctors, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, impressive resume, impressive resumes, obamacare, obamacare repeal, repeal, repeals, repealing, patient, patients, application, applications, american health care, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, job application, job applications, good doctor, good doctors, family doctor, family doctors, mankoff

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140959
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3088x2266 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nomad, nomads, nomadic, modern, modernity, modern life, culture shock, wander, wanderer, hobo, hobos, homeless, interview, resume, cv, cvs, resumes, job, jobs, hob interview, work, working, job search, employ, employed, employment, employs, employer, employee, employers, employees, hr, h r, human resources, human resource, interview, interviews, interviewee, training, trainer, trainee, cudgel, cudgels, h r nightmare, unemployed, unemployment, job search, out of work, technology, old fashioned

"I think you should know that there are some here who wanted to desecrate your résumé."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121285
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3500x3210 pixels (unwatermarked)
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resume, resumes, competition, hr department, human resources department, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, job applicant, job application, job applications, job applicants, competitive, competitive job, competitive jobs, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, work environment, work environments, toxic

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC33264
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2231x1993 pixels (unwatermarked)
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job interview, job interviews, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, condescend, condescends, condescending, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, personnel, personnel department, hr, hr department, human resources, impressive resume, impressive resumes, employee, employees, prospective employee, prospective employees

"This is a very impressive manifesto."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC33026
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2156x1646 pixels (unwatermarked)
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job, jobs, work, worker, working, employ, employed, employment, employee, employer, employs, unemployed, unemployment, job search, application, applied, apply, job application, resume, resumes, cv, cv, good cv, good resume, bad resume, bad cv, what not to do, not to do, hr, h r, human resources, human resource, personnel, manifesto, manifestos, politics, political, political manifesto, recruit, recruiting, recruitment, recruits, recruiter

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC123574
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3290x2954 pixels (unwatermarked)
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big boss, exec, executive, executives, desk, desks, diy, career, careers, resume, resume skills, good resume, resumes, cv, c v, good cv, cv skills, recruitment, recruiting, hire, hired, hiring, employment, employed, unemployed, unemployment, job, jobs, job application, job applicant, job interview, interview skills, interview skill, interviewee, applicant, application, reject, rejected, harsh, hard, human resources, human resource, hr, h r, school of hard knocks, world of work, hiring officer, hiring officers

"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC31183
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2173x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interview, interviews, interviewing, interview skills, interview success, success, blag, blagging, brag, bragging, hired, hiring, application, apply, applying, work, working, new job, new jobs, career, careers, career advice, arrogance, arrogant, boast, boasting, ego, egos, praise, praising, pride, proud, talent, talents, skill, skills, cv, cv skill, cv skills, resume, resumes, good resume, good resumes, resume writing, cv writing, world of work

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
Search ID:
CC132920
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3179x2246 pixels (unwatermarked)
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career, careers, pole dancer, pole dancers, pole dancing, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, exotic dancing, dance club, dance clubs, career path, career paths, backup career, backup plan, backup plans, backup careers, back-up career, back-up careers, skill set, cv, cvs, resume, resumes, back-up plan, back-up plans, fall back on, boss, bosses, job security, job insecurity, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

Artist:
Rolli
Search ID:
CX304920
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1350x1275 pixels (unwatermarked)
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conflict resolution, strengths, weaknesses, interview, interviews, interviewing, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married

"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC125006
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5514x4122 pixels (unwatermarked)
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, emotions, emotional, money, men, women, employment, jobs, employability, employer, employers, employee, employees, work, cv, resume, sarcasm, sarcastic, unemployed, mooch