"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
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"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."
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"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."
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"Citizen of the World, Wine Connoisseur, Husband. I may be spreading myself too thin."
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"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
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"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."
"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
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"They say you are a great warrior."
"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
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"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
"Where's Waldo in five years?"
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"Yes, and the fact that you've been an outstanding employee for twenty-five years is going to look great on your résumé."
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"I was building up my pecs."
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