Resumes Cartoons

Resumes Cartoons

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"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

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"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

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"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

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"Any experience?"

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"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

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"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."

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"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

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"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

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"They say you are a great warrior."

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Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

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"Well, this is a reassuring note, Mr. Bonwell: 'No dolphins were killed in the preparation of this résumé.' "

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"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

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"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

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"Well, this is a very impressive resume, young man. I think you're going to make a fine patient."

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"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

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"I think you should know that there are some here who wanted to desecrate your résumé."

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"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

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"This is a very impressive manifesto."

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"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

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"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

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"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

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"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

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"You'll need at least seven to ten years of revelant experience to be considered for this kindergarten position."

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"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

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