"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"Ask me about mazes."
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"And this baby can print forty pages before you can say 'whoops'."
"Now, this little scarf is just to give you that completely dressed feeling."
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"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."
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"Would you mind telling me what customers who bought this item also bought?"
"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."
Hanson's Tooth Picks
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"It is a nice tie, but it's mine."
"I'm looking for a tie that says I'm not afraid to ride the subway."
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Do you have something that doesn't scream 'tie'?"
"You want you husband to look smart, don't you, Madam?"
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"Where might we find your tiger balm."
"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"
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"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"
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