"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
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"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
"Don't you have another retirement plan?"
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"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."
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'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
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Third-Degree White Belt
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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
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"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."
"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
"He was just a year away from retirement."
"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."
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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."
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"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."
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A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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James Bond: The Cutback Years
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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
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"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"
"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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For Today's Dad
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