"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
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"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."
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"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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Third-Degree White Belt
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"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."
"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."
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"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
"St. Peter retired some time back. I'm St. Bill."
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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
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For Today's Dad
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"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"
"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."
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"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
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"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."
"Trust me, Senator. Many people have active and fulfilling sex lives long after they've retired from Congress."
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"Feeling poorly? Thank heaven! I thought you said you were feeling poor."
"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."
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