"I rolled my pension over and over and over, and now I have no idea where the hell it is."
"I'd just like to know what in hell is happening, that's all! I'd like to know what in hell is happening! Do you know what in hell is happening?"
"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"
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"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
"Don't you have another retirement plan?"
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"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."
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'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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Third-Degree White Belt
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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
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"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"
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"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."
"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."
"My friends, after our many happy years together, it is with feelings of both joy and sorrow that I announce my decision to abdicate my throne and marry a commoner."
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"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."
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"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
"He was just a year away from retirement."
"Let's swap some cats today."
"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
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"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."
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