Retirement Cartoons

Retirement Cartoons

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"I rolled my pension over and over and over, and now I have no idea where the hell it is."

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"I'd just like to know what in hell is happening, that's all! I'd like to know what in hell is happening! Do you know what in hell is happening?"

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"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

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"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."

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'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

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"Any experience?"

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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."

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"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"

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"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

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"He was just a year away from retirement."

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"Let's swap some cats today."

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"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

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"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

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"Harold, are my knees bumpy?"

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"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."

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"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

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This Summer, Come to...Parkway Playland!

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Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

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Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

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"Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in - unless they've moved to a one-bedroom condo in Boca Raton."

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What's Next for Ed?

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"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

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"Help! I haven't saved enough for retirement!"

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Helium Parachute

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