"Don't you have another retirement plan?"
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"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."
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"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
Frosty, the Golden Years
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"And so, in the sunset of my life, I am resigning the Party chairmanship, the Premiership, and the Presidency. God bless you all. I will, of course, continue as Head of State."
"Well, I guess that pretty much takes care of our retirement plans."
"I'd like to invest in white bread, whitefish, white beans, whitewash..."
"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."
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"If the secede, we'll have no place to retire."
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"This is my exit strategy."
"Cheer up, dear. He and Nancy are going to have a perfectly lovely life out in Bel Air."
"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."
"Your job is safe - at least until you're too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire."