Retirements Cartoons

Retirements Cartoons

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Retirements cartoon

"I rolled my pension over and over and over, and now I have no idea where the hell it is."

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"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

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Helium Parachute

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"In the last few years, the conversation has dipped below subsistence level."

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"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

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"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."

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"I used to be miserable. I was happy then."

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"I used to be miserable. I was happy then."

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Retired Cabbie

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"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

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Frosty, the Golden Years

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"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."

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"Well, I guess that pretty much takes care of our retirement plans."

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"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."

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"My friends, after our many happy years together, it is with feelings of both joy and sorrow that I announce my decision to abdicate my throne and marry a commoner."

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"I am therefore stepping down to spend more time with my family—but not with my wife, Tammy, who can be really annoying."

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"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

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"And so, in the sunset of my life, I am resigning the Party chairmanship, the Premiership, and the Presidency. God bless you all. I will, of course, continue as Head of State."

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"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."

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