Retires Cartoons

"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC122851
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3395x2473 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eskimo, eskimos, sea ice, retirement, retire, retires, retiring, benefits package, benefits packages, golden parachute, golden parachutes, golden handshake, golden handshakes, forced retirement, layoff, layoffs, laid off, ice flow, ice flows

"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC37061
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3166x2549 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lion, lions, wolf, wolfs, wolves, predator, predators, support group, support groups, mentor, mentors, mentoring, consultant, consultant, consulting, expert, experts, expertise, group, groups, hunt, hunts, hunting, train, trains, training, area of expertise, areas of expertise, retirement, retire, retires, retiring

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29711
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2674x2042 pixels (unwatermarked)
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retire, retires, retirement, retiring, dragon, dragons, murphy's law, die, dies, dying, close to retirement, nearing retirement, unfortunate, worst case scenario, worst case scenarios, career, careers, killed, eaten, predator, predators, prey

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC24869
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2545x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wine, winery, wineries, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, wine lover, wine lovers, wine drinker, wine drinkers, businessman, businessmen, startup, startups, starting up, business culture, business world, world of business, corporate culture, observant, telltale sign, telltale signs, vineyard, vineyards, wine business, wine businesses, liquor, liquor sales, giveaway, giveaways, obvious, observe, observes, observing

"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC131260
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4738x5373 pixels (unwatermarked)
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replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendary

"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41066
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2245x2017 pixels (unwatermarked)
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retire, retires, retirement home, retirement homes, old folks home, old folks homes, convalescent home, convalescent homes, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens, old people's home, old peoples home, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, kingdom, kingdoms, dementia

For Today's Dad

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC36843
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1536x3036 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bitter, bitterness, bitterly, daddy issues, daddy problems, fatherhood, fathers, fathers and sons, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, redundancy, redundant, competitive, competitively, cards, card, unemployed, unemployment, complex, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronises, retired, retires, retire, retiree, modern, modern family, unhappy families, family matters, modern life, greetings cards, greeting cards, father's day, fathers day

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC122734
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3005x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single life

"Sorry, kid, I can't afford to retire."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC139912
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4820x3135 pixels (unwatermarked)
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retire, retires, retiring, new year, new year's, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, happy new year, retire, retires, retiring, age of retirement, increased age of retirement, retire late, workforce, workforces, shrinking workforce, labor market, labour market

What's Next for Ed?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC23876
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1481x1637 pixels (unwatermarked)
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ed rollins, 1990, bush, george bush, fall out, falls out, falling out, republican, republicans, campaign consultant, campaign consultants, rnc, republican national committee, disagreement, disagreements, budget deal, budget deals, consulting firm, consulting firms, retire, retires, retirement, retiring, career change, career changes

Helium Parachute

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC143008
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4750x6291 pixels (unwatermarked)
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parachute, parachutes, helium, gas, gasses, noble gas, noble gasses, gases, noble gases, skydive, skydives, skydiving, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, retirements, good life, living the good life, chemist, chemists, chemistry, work life, work lives, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, bunch of balloons, bunches of balloons

"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC38130
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3507x2836 pixels (unwatermarked)
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characters, celebrities, middle age, middle aged, elvis, elvis presley, lookalike, lookalikes, look-alike, look-alikes, impersonator, impersonators, impersonation, impersonations, retire, retires, retired, empty nest, empty nests, empty nester, empty nesters, rockabilly, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rocker, rockers, mankoff

Where Are They Now?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC24930
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retiree, retired, retirement, retiring, post retirement, post-retirement, retire, retires, politician, politicians, ex-politician, ex-politicians, government, governments, politics, political figure, political figures, celebrity, celebrities, where are they now, george bush, george bush sr, george bushy senior, new job, new jobs, career change, careers, career, spokesperson, infomercials, sales, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, post-presidency, president, presidents, presidential, american politics, us politics, america, american, usa, profit, profits, job change, change jobs

"How much speech did you take in last month?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC140397
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political speech, political speeches, speech circuit, speech circuits, gig, gigs, speaking gig, speaking gigs, retire, retires, retired senator, retired senators, retired politician, retired politicians, speech, speeches, fee, fees, speaking fee, speaking fees, money in politics, corruption, corrupt, bribe, bribes, bribery

"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC134302
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cubicle, cubicles, retire, retires, retiring, familiar, familiarity, work, works, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, quit, quits, quitting, leave, leaves, leaving, familiar activity, familiar activities

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC141067
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derek jeter, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, hall of fame, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, new york, goodbye, goodbyes, saying goodbye, robot, robots, robotics

Home Alone.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC118985
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mistake, mistakes, left, leave, leaving, mistake, grandpa, grandpas, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, confused, confusion, old age, retirement, retiring, retires, retired, retirees, pensioner, pensioners, technology, technologies, confusion, confused, confusing, confuses, overwhelm, overwhelmed, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstood, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, mistake, mistakes, generation, generations, scared, scares, abandon, abandoned

James Bond: The Cutback Years

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC29164
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cutback, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, spy, spies, fiction, fictional character, fictional characters, lean years, inexpensive, reducing expenses, personal expense, personal expenses, finance, finances, financial, financial trouble, financial troubles, budget, budget cut, budget cuts, retire, retires, retirement

"I'm tired of being all that I can be."

Artist:
JM
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PB400766
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army, armies, military, slogan, slogans, ad campaign, ad campaigns, advertising campaign, advertising campaigns, military career, military career, fatigue, fatigued, burned out, burnout, burnouts, burn out, burn outs, burning out, tank, tanks, retire, retires, retiring, grunt, grunts, military grunt, military grunts, grunt work

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC140167
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clinton, bill clinton, inaugurate, inaugurates, inauguration, inauguration ceremony, inauguration ceremonies, crash, crashes, crashing, hang out, hangs out, hanging out, president clinton, president bill clinton, retire, retires, retiring, retirement

"I figured you'd end up looking like that."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC138318
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aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, nasty, mean

Shot glasses of the elderly.

Artist:
Warp, Kim
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CC142394
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3088x1941 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shot glass, shot glasses, medication, medications, medicate, medicating, medication tray, medication trays, pill box, pill boxes, reminder, reminders, day of the week, days of the week, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, retire, retires, retiring, retirement age, shot, shots, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

Artist:
Toro, Tom
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CC142689
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3088x4520 pixels (unwatermarked)
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time, mortality, middle age, middle aged, grow old, grows old, growing old, stop time, stopping time, hourglass, hourglasses, feeling old, feel old, feels old, sand, sand through the hourglass, age, ages, ageing, aging, retire, retires, retiring, pause, pauses, pausing, time, measure of time, passage of time, midlife crisis, midlife crises, midlife, feel old, feels old, feeling old

"If the secede, we'll have no place to retire."

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
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BA500398
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florida, secede, seceding, seceded, civil war, abraham lincoln, us history, american history, american civil war, unionist, secessionist, secessionists, confederacy, slave, slaves, slavery, sunshine state, retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement destination, retirement destinations, retiring, retire, retires, retired, historical figure, historical figures

"We want you to come out of semi-retirement."

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
Search ID:
BA500197
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retirement, retire, retires, retiring, semi-retired, semi-retirement, entice, entices, coerce, coerces, coercing, coercion, pigeon, pigeons, feed the pigeons, feeds the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, park, parks, park bench, park benches, come out of retirement, coming out of retirement, part-time, working part time, part time job, part time jobs, skive, skives, skiving