Retires Cartoons

Retires Cartoons

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"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."

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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."

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"He was just a year away from retirement."

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"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

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"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."

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For Today's Dad

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"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

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"Sorry, kid, I can't afford to retire."

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What's Next for Ed?

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Helium Parachute

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"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."

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Where Are They Now?

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"How much speech did you take in last month?"

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"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."

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"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."

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Home Alone.

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James Bond: The Cutback Years

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"I'm tired of being all that I can be."

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"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."

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Shot glasses of the elderly.

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A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

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"If the secede, we'll have no place to retire."

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"We want you to come out of semi-retirement."

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