"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
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"He was just a year away from retirement."
"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."
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A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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James Bond: The Cutback Years
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"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
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"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"
"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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For Today's Dad
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"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."
"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."
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"Sorry, kid, I can't afford to retire."
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Where Are They Now?
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"I've decided to leave public office because I lost the election."
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"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."
"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."
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The Final Chapter.
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"How much speech did you take in last month?"
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"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."
Shot glasses of the elderly.
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