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Retires Cartoons
Retires cartoon 1 of 56
"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
Retires cartoon 2 of 56
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
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lion, lions, wolf, wolfs, wolves, predator, predators, support group, support groups, mentor, mentors, mentoring, consultant, consultant, consulting, expert, experts, expertise, group, groups, hunt, hunts, hunting, train, trains, training, area of expertise, areas of expertise, retirement, retire, retires, retiringRetires cartoon 4 of 56
"He was just a year away from retirement."
Retires cartoon 5 of 56
"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."
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wine, winery, wineries, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, wine lover, wine lovers, wine drinker, wine drinkers, businessman, businessmen, startup, startups, starting up, business culture, business world, world of business, corporate culture, observant, telltale sign, telltale signs, vineyard, vineyards, wine business, wine businesses, liquor, liquor sales, giveaway, giveaways, obvious, observe, observes, observingRetires cartoon 6 of 56
A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendaryRetires cartoon 8 of 56
James Bond: The Cutback Years
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cutback, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, spy, spies, fiction, fictional character, fictional characters, lean years, inexpensive, reducing expenses, personal expense, personal expenses, finance, finances, financial, financial trouble, financial troubles, budget, budget cut, budget cuts, retire, retires, retirementRetires cartoon 9 of 56
"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
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break, breaks, shuffleboard, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, retirement community, retirement communities, old folks, old folks home, old folks homes, age, ages, ageing, aging, florida, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, competitive, competitiveness, competitive streak, competitive streaks, resort, resorts, whisper, whispers, whispering, game, games, competition, competitions, discretion, discreetRetires cartoon 10 of 56
"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"
Retires cartoon 11 of 56
"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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retire, retires, retirement home, retirement homes, old folks home, old folks homes, convalescent home, convalescent homes, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens, old people's home, old peoples home, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, kingdom, kingdoms, dementiaRetires cartoon 12 of 56
For Today's Dad
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bitter, bitterness, bitterly, daddy issues, daddy problems, fatherhood, fathers, fathers and sons, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, redundancy, redundant, competitive, competitively, cards, card, unemployed, unemployment, complex, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronises, retired, retires, retire, retiree, modern, modern family, unhappy families, family matters, modern life, greetings cards, greeting cards, father's day, fathers dayRetires cartoon 13 of 56
"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."
Retires cartoon 14 of 56
"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."
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competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, make money, makes money, making money, businessman, businessmen, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retire, retires, retiring, simple life, living the simple life, bad habit, bad habits, old habit, old habits, old habits die hard, best, be the best, being the best, spirituality, spiritual person, spiritual people, man of the cloth, monk, monksRetires cartoon 15 of 56
"Sorry, kid, I can't afford to retire."
Retires cartoon 16 of 56
Helium Parachute
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parachute, parachutes, helium, gas, gasses, noble gas, noble gasses, gases, noble gases, skydive, skydives, skydiving, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, retirements, good life, living the good life, chemist, chemists, chemistry, work life, work lives, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, bunch of balloons, bunches of balloonsRetires cartoon 17 of 56
Where Are They Now?
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retiree, retired, retirement, retiring, post retirement, post-retirement, retire, retires, politician, politicians, ex-politician, ex-politicians, government, governments, politics, political figure, political figures, celebrity, celebrities, where are they now, george bush, george bush sr, george bush senior, new job, new jobs, career change, careers, career, spokesperson, infomercials, sales, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, post-presidency, president, presidents, presidential, american politics, us politics, america, american, usa, profit, profits, job change, change jobsRetires cartoon 18 of 56
Home Alone.
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mistake, mistakes, left, leave, leaving, mistake, grandpa, grandpas, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, confused, confusion, old age, retirement, retiring, retires, retired, retirees, pensioner, pensioners, technology, technologies, confusion, confused, confusing, confuses, overwhelm, overwhelmed, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstood, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, mistake, mistakes, generation, generations, scared, scares, abandon, abandonedRetires cartoon 19 of 56
"I've decided to leave public office because I lost the election."
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election, elections, president, presidents, presidential, senator, senators, congressman, congressmen, congressional representative, congressional representatives, lose, loses, losing, lost, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, speech, speeches, concession speech, concession speeches, concede, concedes, conceding, loss, losses, politician, politicians, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, ousted, oust, ousts, ousting, in denial, denialRetires cartoon 20 of 56
"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."
Retires cartoon 21 of 56
"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."
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wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single lifeRetires cartoon 22 of 56
The Final Chapter.
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old age, retirement, retiring, retires, retired, retirees, pensioner, pensioners, technology, technologies, confusion, confused, confusing, confuses, overwhelm, overwhelmed, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstood, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, mistake, mistakes, generation, generationsRetires cartoon 23 of 56
"How much speech did you take in last month?"
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political speech, political speeches, speech circuit, speech circuits, gig, gigs, speaking gig, speaking gigs, retire, retires, retired senator, retired senators, retired politician, retired politicians, speech, speeches, fee, fees, speaking fee, speaking fees, money in politics, corruption, corrupt, bribe, bribes, briberyRetires cartoon 24 of 56
"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."
Retires cartoon 25 of 56
Shot glasses of the elderly.
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