Man throws a stick; Dog fetches background
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"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"Honey, I'm home!"
"You'll be back."
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"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
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"Come back—I can change!"
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"If they fit, we can return them."
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"I'm also returning these Ivanka Trump brand clothes. They chafe my morals."
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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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Tipping the I.R.S.
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Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.
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"It's your mother. She's floated back."
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"She'll be back."
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Book Redemption Center
"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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"Jonah! When did you get out?"
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"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."
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"Your boomerang, sir."
"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."
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"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
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"Perhaps if you gave me one big lump sum of cash, I wouldn't have to keep asking for small amounts all the time."
"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"
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"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"
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