Man throws a stick; Dog fetches background
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, fetching, fetch, go fetch, play fetch, throwing, throw, stick, sticks, play, playing, houses, house, tree, trees, background, backgrounds, horizon, return, returning, returns, mistake, perspective, draw, drawing, art, optical illusion, optical illusion, trompe l'oeil"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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guarantee, guarantees, guaranteeing, stand behind your work, standing behind your work, product, products, retail, retailer, retailers, retail store, retail stores, electronics store, electronics stores, ominous, concern, concerns, concerning, worry, worries, worrying, unreliable, reliability, return, returns, return policy, return policies, boss, shop, shops, shopping, modern life, boss, bosses, customer service, customer service representative, sales, sales training, sales trainer, sales trainers, boss, bosses, clerk, clerks, store clerk, store clerks, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassuranceBuyer's Remorse
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returns, return, returning, refund, refunds, refunding, refunded, shopper, shoppers, shopping, consumerism, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerists, remorse, remorseful, regret, regretting, regretful, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, customer, customers, return service, return service, buyer, buyers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"If they fit, we can return them."
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christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas day, gift, gifts, present, presents, opening gifts, opening presents, fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, pants, trousers, baggy, loose fitting, style, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, in-style, boys clothes, boys clothing, boy, boys, teen, teens, teenager, fit, ill-fitting, return, returning, returns, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, refund, refunding, refunds, retail, consumerism"I'm also returning these Ivanka Trump brand clothes. They chafe my morals."
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trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, ivanka, ivanka trump, clothing, clothing line, clothing lines, fashion, fashion line, fashion lines, brand, customer, customers, return, returns, returning, anti-trump, never trump, nevertrump, moral, morality, immoral, amoral, trump administration, trump white house, trump cabinet, personal morality"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen timeTipping the I.R.S.
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tax, taxes, taxing, taxed, tax return, tax returns, internal revenue service, irs, i.r.s., hmrc, her majesty's revenue and customs, her majestys revenue and customs, hm revenue and customs, tax collecting, tax collector, tax man, taxman, service, tip, tips, tipping, hopeful, unhelpful, disliked, government, governments, money, monies, law, laws, return, returns, unusual, unlikely, bribe, bribes, bribery, corruption, corruptBack on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.
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surgery, surgeries, elton john, elton john glasses, glasses, spectacles, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, disabled list, dl, return, returns, returning, pitcher's mound, pitcher's mounds, comeback, comebacks"It's your mother. She's floated back."
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mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning"She'll be back."
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pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, return, returns, returning, run away, runs away, running away, retreat, retreats, retreating, fall out, falls out, falling out, athlete, athletes, track and field, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, child rearing, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters"Jonah! When did you get out?"
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religion, religious, bible, old testament, jonah, book of jonah, biblical, history, historical, ancient, desert, deserts, greeting, greetings, when did you get out, released, release, spit out, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, whale, whales, mouth, mouths, trapped, stuck, got out, get out, rehab, rehabilitation, hospital, hospitals, return, returns, returning, coming home, returning home"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."
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technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, return, returns, new, modern life"Your boomerang, sir."
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boomerang, boomerangs, butler, butlers, australia, australian, servant, servants, help, hired help, return, returns, returning, upper class, upper classes, hired help, throw, throws, throwing, cowboy, cowboys, rough and tumble"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."
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bad grade, bad grades, grade, grades, grading, report card, report cards, teen, teens, teenager, academic performance, underperform, underperformance, tuition, disappoint, disappoints, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, investment, investments, investing, return, returns, parent, parents, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, principal, principals, teacher, teachers, portfolio, portfolios, stock, stocks, stock market"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
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broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"
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home, returning home, return, returns, returning, come back, comes back, coming back, errand, errands, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, victor, victors, victorious, call your wife, calling your wife, chore, chores, menial task, menial tasks, army, armies, general, generals, military leader, military leaders, married life"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"
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kansas, wizard of oz, return, returns, returning, walk, walks, walking, long walk, long walks, fantasy, fantasy land, fantasy lands, yellow brick road, home, homes, home land, home lands, home life, home lives, return home, returns home, returning home, get back, gets back, getting back, homecoming, homecomings"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."
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returns, return, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer complaint, customer complaints, customer complaining, faulty product, faulty products, consumerism, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, fashions, womens clothes, women's clothes, fancy-schmantzy, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, unreasonable complaint, snob, snobs, snobbery, intelligent consumer, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fany, clothes store, clothes stores, department store, department stores, clothes shop, clothes shops"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."
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complaint, complaints, complaints department, complaints departments, returns policy, returns policies, returns, sympathy, customer service, customer services, customer experience, second chance, second chances, inconsolable, customer satisfaction, tantrum, tantrums, weeping, weepy, emotional, overly emotional, sensitive, sensitivity, taking things personallyMarriage Returns
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marriage, marriages, marriage ceremony, divorce, divorces, divorced, married, church, churches, christian, christian ceremony, sacrament of marriage, christianity, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, pastor, pastors, returns, returns office, divorce proceedings, break up, broken up, fallen out, separation, separated, high hopes, high expectation, promise, promises, broken promise, broken promises, looking into the future, trepidation, second thoughtsThe High School of Music and Art and Economics
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economics, economics major, money, money-obsessed, money obsession, bottom line, bottom lines, shakespeare, shakespearean, english, english major, theatre major, theater major, drama major, art, artist, artists, artistry, commerce, investment, investments, return on investment, return, returns, university course, university coursesCash Cow in a Revenue Stream.
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animal, animals, cow, cows, cash cow, cash cows, moneymaker, moneymakers, cash, money, business, revenue stream, revenue, earnings, returns, income, bottom line, cash flow, stream, streams, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play, play on words