"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"
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"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"When I ﬁrst heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I ﬁgured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."
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"I think he's about to present us with an idea."
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"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."
"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"
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"Now that you're forty, you look so much like the man I sought solace with when your father was out w***ing around."
"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."
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"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
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"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"
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"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."