Revenge Cartoons

"Sacrificing your queen pretty cavalierly, aren't we?"

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"

"Is everything O.K., sir?"

Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"Payback time."

"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

"Your mother wants to remind you how difficult and painful your birth was."

"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."

"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"

The Hare and the Tortoise

"I sold his unlisted phone number to telemarketers."

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

People Watching

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

A pet fish in a fishbowl thinks about keeping his owner in a fishbowl.