"Oh, shush! You live by Janet Maslin, you're going to die by Janet Maslin."
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Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times
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"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."
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"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, and No.1 on the best-seller list."
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
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"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."
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"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
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"This detergent sucks."
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"The following program is rated P, for 'poop.' "
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"I couldn't tell if it was a fable or it was badly written."
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"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
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"I never connect with universal themes."
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"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."
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"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
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The New York Review of Weather.
"As you can see, Henderson has no brain."
"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."
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"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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"The reviews said the reviewers were very clever."
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"You call that a suit?"
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"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
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