"Oh, shush! You live by Janet Maslin, you're going to die by Janet Maslin."
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"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, and No.1 on the best-seller list."
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"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
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"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
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"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
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"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."
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"The reviews said the reviewers were very clever."
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"You call that a suit?"
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"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
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"This moor got a great Yelp review."
"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."
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"I'm frustrated because I wish I were criticizing greater things."
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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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"Our life is sort of like a bad play, only somehow we've managed to get good reviews."
"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."
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"The suggestions are supposed to go in the box."
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"One of our greatest minds in restaurant criticism."
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How's My Walking?
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"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
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"Tell me, sir. Is it good or bad?"
"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."
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