"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
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"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."
"Our next award is for spectacular failure."
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"You do have good ideas, Philips, but around here we don't rush wildly ahead and do any damned thing just because it happens to be a good idea."
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Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.
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Ice cream flavors.
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"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."
"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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"That's cruel, Hotchkiss!"
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