"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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game show, game shows, expectation, expectations, expectant, entitled, entitlement, reward, rewards, prize, prizes, prize money, student, students, grade school, elementary school, teacher, teachers, kid, kids, answer, answers, correct answer, correct answers, money, win, wins, winner, winners, winning, winnings, quiz show, quiz shows, unrealistic"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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lifestyle, lifestyles, life style, life styles, diet, diets, exercise, exercise program, exercise programs, regimen, regimens, strict regimen, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, reward, rewards, rewarding, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, self-control, self-discipline, lack of discipline, grit, stick to it, sticking to it, weak, weakness, spirits, lazy, lazinessA mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
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animal testing, animal test, animal tests, rodent, rodents, maze, mazes, reward, rewards, rewarding, long day, long days, end of a long day, workday, workdays, work day, work days, easy chair, easy chairs, veg out, vegging out, relax, relaxes, relaxing, work week, work weeks, drone, drones, office drone, office dronesA woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.
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stingy, reward, rewards, pie, pies, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, game show, game shows, wheel, wheels, spin, spins, spinning, game of chance, games of chance, apple pie, apple pies, pie lover, pie lovers"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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superhero, superheroes, cave, caves, lair, lairs, superhero lair, superhero lairs, butler, butlers, billionaire, billionaires, wealthy, wealth, rich, riches, 1%, the one percent, anti-hero, anti-heroes, retirement, retire, pension, pensioner, leisure time, reward, rewards, self-care, self care, comic book, comic books, comic book character, comic book characters, film character, film characters, comic book movies, comic book movie, movie character, movie characters, television character, television characters, famous characters, famous fictional characters"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."
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political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, politics, political, melania, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, judge, judges, justice, chief justice, inauguration, swearing in, oath, oaths, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, first lady, first ladies, potus, maga, make america great again, republican, republicans, gop, grand ole party, bribe, bribes, rewards, reward, child, children, kid, kids"In my day, there was no reward for incompetence."
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banker, bankers, banking, stock market, stock markets, stocks and shares, stock market crash, financial crash, economic crash, recession, banking crisis, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, incompetent, incompetence, reward, rewards, bonus, bonuses, bankers bonuses, big bonus, big bonuses, banking panic, banking panics, bank run, bank runsFor Timely Filing
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free gift, free gifts, tax, taxed, taxes, taxation, tax band, tax bands, irs, internal revenue service, merch, merchandise, merchandising, merchandises, gifts, gift, freebie, freebies, commiseration, commiseration prize, reward, rewards, free reward, reward scheme, rewards scheme, incentive, incentives, incentive scheme, incentive schemes, bag, tote, tote bag, keychain, key chain, key ring, mug, mugs, cup, cups, sales, salesmen"And now, before we adjourn, Ms. Hunnicutt will announce the meeting's M.V.P."
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business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, meeting, meetings, office, offices, office life, adjourn, adjourning, announce, announcement, announcements, executive, executives, manager, managers, sport, sports, player, players, manager, managers, mvp, m.v.p., most valuable player, most valuable players, mvps, m.v.p.s, award, awards, reward, rewards, jargon, morale, modern life"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teacher, teachers, student, students, education, schooling, school, schools, sticker, stickers, reward, rewards, reward system, reward systems, sticker chart, sticker charts, positive reinforcement, parenting techniques, stupid, dumb, idiot, embarrassment, embarrassed, humiliation, humiliated"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."
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the alphabet, learning the alphabet, reading, book, books, story book, story books, learning to read, , parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, education, pay back, pay-back, reward, rewards, rewardingExecutive Decision Ice Creams
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ice cream, ice creams, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, ice pops, sundae, sundaes, sweets, dessert, desserts, stress relief, treat, treats, big decision, executive decision, big decisions, executive decisions, business, businessman, businessmen, power, powerful, corporate power, corporate, corporations, corporation, boss, manager, managers, executive, executives, ceo, reward, rewards"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"
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cookie, cookies, bribe, bribes, comfort food, motivation, motivations, motivational, author, authors, manuscript, manuscripts, deadline, deadlines, work ethic, work ethics, incentive, incentives, writer, writers, snack, snacks, snacking, word count, word counts, reward, rewards, bribe, bribes, wife, wives, husband, husbands"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"
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kindness, generosity, kindness of strangers, the kindness of strangers, help, helpful, reward, rewards, bystander, bystanders, bystander effect, the bystander effect, selfish, selfishness, bystander apathy, psychology, diffusion of responsibility, diffusion of responsibilities, do gooder, do gooders, do-gooder, do-gooders, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"Congratulations! Your manuscript was the one-millionth personal memoir submitted to us this year."
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biography, biographies, autobiography, autobiographies, memoir, memoirs, personal memoirs, reward, rewards, writer, writers, author, authors, crowded market, crowded markets, crowded marketplace, publish, publishers, publishing, submission, submissions, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension"Our next award is for spectacular failure."
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trophies, trophy, award, awards, fail, failure, failed, failing, participation award, participation trophy, participation trophies, celebration, celebrating, graduate, graduation, graduates, cap and gown, graduation ceremonies, graduation ceremony, scholar, scholars, graduate, graduates, graduate, congrats, congratulations, mediocre, reward, rewarding, rewards, rewarding mediocrity"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
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frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, perk, perks, flight, flights, airport, airports, departure lounge, departure lounges, departure, departures, lounge, lounges, airline, airlines, customer reward, customer rewards, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, customer perk, customer perks, loyal, loyalty, customer, reward, rewards, loyalty points, flight, flights, delay, delays, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."
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participation, participation trophy, participation trophies, raise, raises, pay raise, pay raises, pay rise, pay rises, wage, wages, low wage, low wages, underpaid, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporate culture, corporate ladder, big corporation, reward, rewards, ribbon, ribbons, cheapskate, cheapskatesEmployee of the Month
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employee, employees, employer, employers, employment, job, jobs, award, awards, reward, rewards, acknowledgement, acknowledgements, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, police officer, police officers, mug shot, mug shots, arrested, under arrest, jail, jails, inmate, inmates, cop, cops, picture, pictures"Let's face it, Joe Bob, bounty hunting isn't what it used to be."
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bounty hunter, bounty hunters, bounty hunting, lost, lost pet, lost pets, lost cat, lost cats, cat, cats, missing person, missing persons, wanted, wanted poster, wanted posters, nostalgia, nostalgic, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, western movie, western movies, western film, western films, man out of time, men out of time, retro, olden days, old timer, old timers, bounty, bounties, reward, rewards, outlaw, outlawsBringing the Paper
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bringing the newspaper, newspaper round, newspaper rounds, paper round, paper rounds, bringing the paper, tip, tips, tipping, worker right, workers rights, workers' rights, minimum wage, expectations, expectation, demand, demands, reward, rewards, modern life