"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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"Come on, Louis. No risk, no reward."
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
Tags:lifestyle, lifestyles, life style, life styles, diet, diets, exercise, exercise program, exercise programs, regimen, regimens, strict regimen, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, reward, rewards, rewarding, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, self-control, self-discipline, lack of discipline, grit, stick to it, sticking to it, weak, weakness, spirits, lazy, laziness
A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
Tags:animal testing, animal test, animal tests, rodent, rodents, maze, mazes, reward, rewards, rewarding, long day, long days, end of a long day, workday, workdays, work day, work days, easy chair, easy chairs, veg out, vegging out, relax, relaxes, relaxing, work week, work weeks, drone, drones, office drone, office drones
A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.
"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."
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"In my day, there was no reward for incompetence."
Tags:banker, bankers, banking, stock market, stock markets, stocks and shares, stock market crash, financial crash, economic crash, recession, banking crisis, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, incompetent, incompetence, reward, rewards, bonus, bonuses, bankers bonuses, big bonus, big bonuses, banking panic, banking panics, bank run, bank runs
For Timely Filing
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"And now, before we adjourn, Ms. Hunnicutt will announce the meeting's M.V.P."
Tags:business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, meeting, meetings, office, offices, office life, adjourn, adjourning, announce, announcement, announcements, executive, executives, manager, managers, sport, sports, player, players, manager, managers, mvp, m.v.p., most valuable player, most valuable players, mvps, m.v.p.s, award, awards, reward, rewards, jargon, morale, modern life
"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teacher, teachers, student, students, education, schooling, school, schools, sticker, stickers, reward, rewards, reward system, reward systems, sticker chart, sticker charts, positive reinforcement, parenting techniques, stupid, dumb, idiot, embarrassment, embarrassed, humiliation, humiliated
"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."
Executive Decision Ice Creams
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"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"
Tags:cookie, cookies, bribe, bribes, comfort food, motivation, motivations, motivational, author, authors, manuscript, manuscripts, deadline, deadlines, work ethic, work ethics, incentive, incentives, writer, writers, snack, snacks, snacking, word count, word counts, reward, rewards, bribe, bribes, wife, wives, husband, husbands
Streets of Heaven
"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"
Tags:kindness, generosity, kindness of strangers, the kindness of strangers, help, helpful, reward, rewards, bystander, bystanders, bystander effect, the bystander effect, selfish, selfishness, bystander apathy, psychology, diffusion of responsibility, diffusion of responsibilities, do gooder, do gooders, do-gooder, do-gooders, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Naturally, as a cartoonist I've been handsomely rewarded."
"Congratulations! Your manuscript was the one-millionth personal memoir submitted to us this year."
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"Our next award is for spectacular failure."
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"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
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"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."
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Employee of the Month
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"Let's face it, Joe Bob, bounty hunting isn't what it used to be."
Tags:bounty hunter, bounty hunters, bounty hunting, lost, lost pet, lost pets, lost cat, lost cats, cat, cats, missing person, missing persons, wanted, wanted poster, wanted posters, nostalgia, nostalgic, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, western movie, western movies, western film, western films, man out of time, men out of time, retro, olden days, old timer, old timers, bounty, bounties, reward, rewards, outlaw, outlaws
Bringing the Paper
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bringing the newspaper, newspaper round, newspaper rounds, paper round, paper rounds, bringing the paper, tip, tips, tipping, worker right, workers rights, workers' rights, minimum wage, expectations, expectation, demand, demands, reward, rewards, modern life