"Don't say a word—my daughter gave me this tie."
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
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"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."
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"While you were out."
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"Better imaginary than extinct."
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"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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"Do you have an appointment?"
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"It has come to my attention that you may have been somewhat less than forthcoming in your résumé."
"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"
"And that's why you go on safari."
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"Everybody else has health coverage."
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"I asked you to come alone."
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"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"Better imaginary than extinct."
"Nobody ever talks about how nobody ever talks about the Rhino in the room."
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