How Not to Remember Names
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"Phones, tones, stones, bones, moans, groans."
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"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."
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Two More Poems from Ted Hughes
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"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"
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Valentines for Things
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Valentines for Real Estate
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Tags:roses are red, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, poem, poems, poetry, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, apology, apologies, sorry, regret, regrets, atone, excuse, excuses, confess, confessions, confession, repent, repentance, remorse, remorseful, terrible, bad, forgive, forgiveness, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"
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"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"
"I don't believe you're going senile." "See the pyramids along the Nile …."
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(I have issues.) (I have tissues.)
Truther Goose Poems
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Tags:fitness, fit, fitter, health, healthy, lifestyle, protein, work out, workout, working out, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym rat, muscle, muscles, weight, weights, weight lifting, weight-lifitng, door knocking, knock, knocked, knocking, door, doors, jehovah, jehovah's witnesses, word play, word-play, play on words, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, american, america, religion, western religion, religions, religious, religious imagery
Mystery of the Poets
"I spy London, I spy France...neither of which rhymes with 'yeast infection.'"
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"Hmm. What rhymes with layoffs?"
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