A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."
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"May I introduce the Dorner twins? One's good, one's bad."
"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
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The Sphinx Speaks
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"Just try to get one to answer a riddle after he's won your hand in marriage."
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Oedipus Solves the Riddle of the Sphinx
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"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"
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Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.
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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."
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"Three straight white men walk into a bar..."
"Two roads diverged in a wood and he tried to cross both of them."
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"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."
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"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"
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The 3 Stooges of Man
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"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."
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"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."
"If this inter-office memo you wish to see, first you must answer me questions three."
Answers to last week's brain-teasers
"'What is the sound of one hand clapping?' was a terrible choice for a password hint."