Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.
Tags:horse, horses, horse lover, horse lovers, horse owner, horse owners, horse rider, horse riders, dressage, horse riding, horse ride, horse rides, riding, ride, rides, equestrian, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, rules, rule, archane rules, silly rules, old-fashioned rules, archane, old-fashioned, judge, judging, competition, competitions, sandwich, sandwiches, sherry, weird rules, weird rule, formal riding attire, formal attire
"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."
Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, technology, modern life
Tunnel of Safety
Tags:hazmat suit, hazmat suits, health and safety, health & safety, safety inspector, safety inspectors, health inspector, health inspectors, fairground attraction, fairground attractions, amusement park, amusement parks, ride, rides, risk assessment, risk assessments, precaution, precautions, hazard, hazards
An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.
Tags:high gravity, train, trains, training, astronaut, astronauts, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behavior, dog behaviors, window, windows, rolled down window, rolled down windows, rotate, rotates, rotating, centrifuge, centrifugal force, centrifugal forces, car ride, car rides, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, g-force, g-forces, rotate, rotates, rotating, pet, pets
"No wonder we could get tickets."
Tags:office, offices, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, disappointment, let down, let-down, fair ground, fairground, fun fair, fun fair, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fairground ride, ride, rides, fairground rides, office job, office jobs, career option, career options, prospect, career prospects, career prospect, prospects, merry go round, marry-go-round, undesirable, undesirable jobs, undesirable job, boring job, boring jobs
You must be this tall.
Tags:nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, space force, spaceforce, n.a.s.a., ride, rides, amusement park, amusement, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, theme-parks, theme-park, space, spaceship, ships, rocket, rockets, space ship, spaceships, space ships, space craft, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spacecrafts, you must be this tall, height, heights, height limits, minimum, minimum height, astronaut, astronauts, cosmonaut, cosmonauts
"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."
Tags:mechanical bull, mechanical bulls, rodeo, rodeos, pass out, passes out, passing out, bull rider, bull riders, bull riding, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, cat, cats, cat nap, cat naps, catnap, catnaps, easy mode, easy level, easy levels, difficulty, difficulty level, difficulty levels, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, alcoholic, alcoholics
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules
Hay Rides $10
Tags:hay ride, hay rides, carnival, carnivals, state fair, state fairs, low rent, knockoff, knockoffs, cheap knockoff, cheap knockoffs, hay barrel, hay barrels, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement park, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship
"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."
Tags:travel, bus, buses, coach, coaches, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, traveling, travelling, passenger, passengers, tourism, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, fellow, seat, seats, seating, seatmate, seatmates, quick, quicker, time, passing of time, religion, religious, convert, converts, conversion, evangelist, evangelists, evangelism, evangelicalism, evangelical, evangelicals, missionaries, missionary, mormon, mormons, mormonism, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, ride, rides, riding, long ride, long trip, bad luck, modern life
"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."
Tags:animal, animals, horse, horses, giraffe, giraffes, cowboy, cowboys, loaner, loaners, rental, rentals, shop, fixing, fix, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, in for repair, in-for-repair, west, western, wild west, old west, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, ride, rides, riding, usual ride, temporary, insurance
Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
Guru on the roller coaster.
"This is why you read the instructions."
Tags:instruction, instructions, owner's manual, owners manual, manual, cowboy, cowboys, horses, horse, riding, ride, horseriding, piggyback, piggy back, obvious, easy, clear, lesson, regret, ignorant, mistake, mistakes, obviously, cow boy, cow boys, read, reading, guide, guides, learn, learning, hard way, ignore, ignores
The Day Trader
"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, masked, mask, masked kid, kid, kids, the kid, ride, rides, store ride, quarter, quarters, cents, cent, 25 cent, 25 cents, twenty five cents, twenty five cent, one quarter, twenty-five cents, twenty-five cent, sidewalk ride, mechanical, mechanical horse, hero, heroes, wild west hero, wild west heroes, legend, legends, frontier
Tunnel of Jerks
Tags:jerk, jerks, tunnel, tunnels, ride, rides, boat, boats, amusement park, amusement parks, ride, rides, riding, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, harassment, harasser, harassers, sleazebag, sleazebags, jerk, jerks, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, put through the ringer, businesswoman, businesswomen, feminist, feminists, feminism
"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, circus, circuses, balloon, balloons, balloon stand, balloon stands, balloon cart, balloon carts, sales, salesman, salesperson, funfair, funfairs, roller coaster, rollercoaster, roller coasters, rollercoasters, ride, rides, game, games, junk, waste of money, souvenir, souvenirs
"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."
Tags:therapy, group therapy, therapist, therapists, rehab, rehabs, rehabilitation, rehabilitated, rehabilitate, men, man, alcoholic, alcoholics, meeting, meetings, addiction, addictions, alcohol, support, support group, support groups, supporter, supporters, alcoholism, ride, rides, lift, carpool, car, cars, drive, driver, drivers, driving
The Endless Tunnel of Love
Tags:endless, forever, stuck, no escape, tunnel, tunnels, love, romantic, romance, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, argue, fight, fights, fighting, no service, no reception, phone, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell-phone, cell phones, reception, service, phone service, phone reception, marriage, married life, bad relationship, bad relationships, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, attraction, attractions
Thank you for not killing me.
"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"
"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"
Tags:tunnel of doom, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park ride, theme park rides, warning, fair warning, warning sign, warnings, warnings signs, disclaimer, disclaimers, sue, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, cover you back, covering your back, oblivious, obviousness, unaware, fairground, fairgrounds, ride, rides, roller coaster, roller coasters