"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."
"That means you, pal!"
Tags:bus, buses, taking the bus, riding the bus, bus driver, bus drivers, driver, drivers, trumpet, trumpets, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, musician, musicians, sign, signs, rules, rules, regulation, regulations, restriction, restrictions, ban, banned, music, no music, public transportation, passenger, passengers, rider, riders, customer, customers, bus company, bus companies, commuting, commute, commuter, commuters, silent, silence
"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, horse, horses, pony, ponies, riding, rider, riders, horseback riding, horseback rider, horseback riders, horse owner, horse owners, expensive, costly, expensive hobby, expensive hobbies, career, banking, insurance, real estate, good career, careers, work, job, money, hobby, hobbies, horse lover, horse lovers, horse crazy
An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.
Tags:high gravity, train, trains, training, astronaut, astronauts, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behavior, dog behaviors, window, windows, rolled down window, rolled down windows, rotate, rotates, rotating, centrifuge, centrifugal force, centrifugal forces, car ride, car rides, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, g-force, g-forces, rotate, rotates, rotating, pet, pets
"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."
Tags:mechanical bull, mechanical bulls, rodeo, rodeos, pass out, passes out, passing out, bull rider, bull riders, bull riding, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, cat, cats, cat nap, cat naps, catnap, catnaps, easy mode, easy level, easy levels, difficulty, difficulty level, difficulty levels, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, alcoholic, alcoholics
"O.K., coffee break's over."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, wild west, the wild west, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, coffee break, coffee breaks, horse, horses, rider, riders, horse rider, horse riders, lazy, laziness, inconvenient, inconvenience, workers rights, break, breaks, statutory break, statutory breaks, rest break, rest breaks
"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, insect, insects, bug, bugs, snail, snails, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, transportation, public transportation, vehicle, vehicles, wild, nature, speed, speeding, fast, riding, rider, riders, stowaway, stowaways
"Your Majesty, according to our study the shoe was lost for want of a nail, the horse was lost for want of a shoe, and the rider was lost for want of a horse, but the kingdom was lost because of overregulation."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, government, government, politics, kingdom, kingdoms, overregulation, over-regulation, lost, death, horse, horses, nail, nails, shoe, shoes, rider, riders, study, studies, report, reports, reporting, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions, riot, riots, history, historical, medieval, advice, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, courtier, courtiers, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.
Tags:adult, adults, grown-up, grown-ups, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, middle aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, problem, problems, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, training wheels, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, biker, bikers, driving, riding, rider, riders, transportation
"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"
Tags:rider, riding, motorbike, motorbikes, bike, bikes, road trip, road trips, biking, biker, bikers, age, aging, old age, hippie, hippies, drama, dramas, film, films, rest, resting, rests, rest stop, pit stop, pit stops, rest stops, bored, bore, boring, bores, counterculture, countercultures, hippy, hippys, boomer, baby boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, retirees, retirement, old, older
"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet names, naming pets, horse, horses, horse owner, horse owners, horse names, naming horses, equestrian, equestrians, rider, riders, horseback riding, horse lover, horse lovers, horse rider, horse riders, horsewoman, horsewomen, stable, stables, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, yummy, horse meat, food, meat, name, names, horse meat scandal, horse meat scandals, scandal, scandals, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports
"This is my stop. May I be released?"
Tags:stop, stops, stopping, bus stop, bus stops, subway, subways, subway stop, subway stops, overweight, heavy, heavyset, fat, fat shame, fat shames, manspreading, manspreader, manspreaders, overcrowded, overcrowding, parka, parka, coat, coats, puffy coat, puffy coats, take up space, takes up space, taking up space, subway station, subway stations, public transportation, public transit, mass transit, rapid transit, seat, seats, seating, women, woman, rider, riders, riding
Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump
"Fresh pepper? Fresh pepper?"
Tags:passenger, passengers, rider, riders, commuter, commuters, commute, commuting, train, trains, subway, subways, metro, underground, tube, public transit, public transportation, transportation, service, customer service, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, pepper mill, pepper mills, fresh pepper, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, pepper, black pepper
"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"
Tags:arrakis, sand worm, sandworm, the great sand worm of arrakis, shai hulud, the great sandworm of arrakis, sci fi, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, science-fiction, cowboy, cow boys, cowboys, wild west, west, western, westerns, country, desert, cactus, parasite, bessie, parasites, monster, monsters, kid, kids, saddle, saddles, ride, riding, rider, abdsurd
Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.
Tags:carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, iq, i.q., intelligence, intelligence level, danger, dangers, oblivious, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, thought out, rider, riders, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, too smart
"Well, back to therapy."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, lynch, lynching, lynchings, hanging rope, hanging ropes, ptsd, post-traumatic stress disorder, trauma, traumas, traumatized, cowboy, cowboys, outlaw, outlaws, horse, horses, horse rider, horse riders, rider, riders, lynching mob, lynching mobs
"I hope Harry don't crack... the cops are riding him pretty hard."
Tags:mobsters, mob, mobs, mobster, criminal, criminals, police, cops, interrogation, police interrogation, interrogation techniques, crack under pressure, crack, give evidence, testify against, horse, horses, riding, rider, riders, horse lover, horse lovers, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay, word play
Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.
A horse contemplates what to wear
Horse statue throws off rider.
Tags:statue, statues, horse, horses, rider, riders, leader, leaders, famous, pedestal, pedestals, metal, sculpture, sculptures, horserider, horseriders, throw off, throwing off, throw off, break, breaks, breaking, smash, smashes, smashing, observe, observes, observing, spook, spooks, spooked, snear, snears, snearing, blm, black lives matter, slavery, colonists