"You look ridiculous."
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Spanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine
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"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
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"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."
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"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
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"Counsel is warned again: this court will not tolerate bathos."
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Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."
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"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"
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"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
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Mime Celebrity Roast
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"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."
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'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'
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"Do I look ridiculous in this hat or does this hat look ridiculous on me?"
"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"
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A Respite Between Courses
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"Tommy and Ben are like Green Berets, Dan and Jerry are Navy Seals and me and Scott are like private contractors."
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Why there are moms
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Untested Egg Recipes.
T.S. Eliot calendar.
"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
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