"You look ridiculous."
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tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassedSpanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
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spanish moss, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, donations, donate, fundraiser, fundraisers, ridiculous, travel, travelling, epiphytes, epiphyte, plant, plants, flower, flowers, moss, tropical, charity, charities, sign, signs, informational signEntrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine
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old wives' tales, medicine, medical, unscientific, health, healthy, healthiness, exam, exams, entrance exams, magazine, magazines, zines, zine, incorrect, catastrophising, catastrophizing, medical school, study medicine, school of medicine, ridiculous, science, old wives tales, old wives tale, old wives' tale"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
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beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."
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grandparent, grandparents, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgivings dinner, dinner, thanksgiving dinner, reefer, reefers, blunt, blunts, weed, marijuana, scrutiny, clear, honest, history, forgotten, irrelevant, irrelevance, family, families, drug, election, elections, politicians, judges, media, environment, media environment, scrutinise, warning, scrutinize, judge, ridiculous, pointless"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
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offices, office workers, office worker, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicle, corporate office, corporate offices, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, stationary, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, ridiculous, budget cuts, budget cut, employee neglect, inconsiderate, financial difficulty, financial difficulties"Counsel is warned again: this court will not tolerate bathos."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, warning, warnings, clown, clowns, bathos, anti-climax, literary, literature, humour, humor, mood, trivial, ridiculous, word play, wordplayOvercrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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overcrowding, overcrowds, satire, satirical, solution, solutions, school, schools, high school, high-school, middle school, middle-school, junior school, junior-schools, teach, teaching, teachers, educate, education, educations, idea, ideas, ridiculous, proposal, proposals, underfunded, funding, funds, money, underfund, budget, budgets, education budget, overpopulation, overpopulatedHow to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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bomb, h bomb, h-bomb, a-bomb, a bomb, atom bomb, hydrogen bomb, nuke, nukes, nuclear weapon, nuclear, weapon, nuclear weaponry, missile, missiles, icbm, intercontinental ballistic missile, inter continental ballistic missile, womd, weapons of mass destruction, weapons of mass-destruction, weapon of mass destruction, government, governments, ethic, ethical, ethics, ethically, moral, morals, morality, politic, political, politically, political commentary, parody, parodies, ridiculous, absurd, military, war, warfare, nuclear warfare, tech, technology, technological advancements, modern warfare, modern warChalk Murder
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crime, criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."
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barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashion, style, styles, personal appearance, professional, stupid, dumb, ridiculous, man, men"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, adultery, infidelity, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, disloyal, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, cheated, caught cheating, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counselling, divorce, divorcing, divorced, ridiculous, accusation, accusations, paranoid, worried"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
"Thprinklth."
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icecream, icecreams, ice-cream, ice-creams, icecream cone, icecream cones, ice-cream cone, ice-cream cones, sprinkles, icecream sprinkles, ice-cream sprinkles, ice cream, ice creams, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, immature, immaturity, silly, silliness, ridiculous, slur, slurring, childish, childishness, pronunciation, mispronunciation, mis-pronunciation, mispronounce, mis-pronounce, garble, garble, couple, couples, husband and wide, goofing off, goofing around, goofball, mess around messing aroundMime Celebrity Roast
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roast, roasts, roasting, celebrity roast, celebrity roasts, mime, mimes, miming, pantomime, pantomimes, celebrity, celebrities, gesture, gestures, gesturing, charades, silent, silence, clown, clowns, insult, insults, insult comic, insult comics, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, ridiculous, point, points, pointing, pointing a finger, pointing the finger"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."
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silly, silliness, spontaneous, spontaneity, silly hat, silly hats, hat, hats, headwear, head wear, uptight, ridiculous, ridiculousness, fashion, fashionable, tacky, tackiness, live in the moment, lives in the moment, living in the moment, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, leisure time, free time, let loose, lets loose, letting loose'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'
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dollar, dollars, earn, earning, money, monies, ad, adverts, advertising, unbelievable, scam, scams, lazy, work, working, deal, deals, job, jobs, businesses, easy, simple, catch, no catch, magazine, magazines, sensational, sensationalize, sensationalise, sensationalizes, senationalises, ridiculous, zine, zines, scamming, scams, false advertising"Do I look ridiculous in this hat or does this hat look ridiculous on me?"
"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"
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gym, gyms, health club, health clubs, fitness club, fitness clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, fitness, exercise, personal trainer, personal trainers, personal training, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, working out, going to the gym, machine, machines, weight, weights, woman, women, stupid, ridiculous, strangeA Respite Between Courses
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play with your food, playing with your food, restaurant, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, respite, break, breaks, interval, intervals, course, courses, three course, crazy, go crazy, goof, goofing off, goof off, mess, messy, make a mess, ridiculous, eating out, out to eat"Tommy and Ben are like Green Berets, Dan and Jerry are Navy Seals and me and Scott are like private contractors."
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private contractor, private contractors, merc, mercs, mercenary, mercenaries, contracting, contract work, green beret, green berets, navy seal, navy seals, elite, elites, fighting force, fighting forces, squirtgun, squirtguns, squirt gun, squirt guns, compare, compares, comparison, comparisons, hyperbole, hyperbolic, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggerating, asinine, ridiculousWhy there are moms
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hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, newborn, newborns, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, new father, new fathers, new dad, new dads, child, children, kids, kid, childish, childishness, immature, fooling around, joking, making faces, making funny faces, funny, strange, ridiculous, funny faces, window, windows, nursery, nurseries, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families, stereotype, stereotypes, men, man, male, males"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
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overcelebrating, overcelebration, excessive, excessive celebrating, unsportsmanlike, unsportsmanlike conduct, football, american football, sport, sports, professional sports, sports team, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, ridiculous, out of hand, over the top, exaggerated, exaggerate, touchdown, touchdowns, score, scored, scoring, win, winner, winners, winning, success, successful, referee, referees, refs, player, players, team, teams, penalty, penalties