"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."
"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, horse, horses, pony, ponies, riding, rider, riders, horseback riding, horseback rider, horseback riders, horse owner, horse owners, expensive, costly, expensive hobby, expensive hobbies, career, banking, insurance, real estate, good career, careers, work, job, money, hobby, hobbies, horse lover, horse lovers, horse crazy
Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.
Tags:horse, horses, horse lover, horse lovers, horse owner, horse owners, horse rider, horse riders, dressage, horse riding, horse ride, horse rides, riding, ride, rides, equestrian, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, rules, rule, archane rules, silly rules, old-fashioned rules, archane, old-fashioned, judge, judging, competition, competitions, sandwich, sandwiches, sherry, weird rules, weird rule, formal riding attire, formal attire
An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.
Tags:high gravity, train, trains, training, astronaut, astronauts, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behavior, dog behaviors, window, windows, rolled down window, rolled down windows, rotate, rotates, rotating, centrifuge, centrifugal force, centrifugal forces, car ride, car rides, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, g-force, g-forces, rotate, rotates, rotating, pet, pets
"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."
Tags:mechanical bull, mechanical bulls, rodeo, rodeos, pass out, passes out, passing out, bull rider, bull riders, bull riding, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, cat, cats, cat nap, cat naps, catnap, catnaps, easy mode, easy level, easy levels, difficulty, difficulty level, difficulty levels, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, alcoholic, alcoholics
"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, insect, insects, bug, bugs, snail, snails, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, transportation, public transportation, vehicle, vehicles, wild, nature, speed, speeding, fast, riding, rider, riders, stowaway, stowaways
"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."
Tags:travel, bus, buses, coach, coaches, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, traveling, travelling, passenger, passengers, tourism, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, fellow, seat, seats, seating, seatmate, seatmates, quick, quicker, time, passing of time, religion, religious, convert, converts, conversion, evangelist, evangelists, evangelism, evangelicalism, evangelical, evangelicals, missionaries, missionary, mormon, mormons, mormonism, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, ride, rides, riding, long ride, long trip, bad luck, modern life
"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."
Tags:animal, animals, horse, horses, giraffe, giraffes, cowboy, cowboys, loaner, loaners, rental, rentals, shop, fixing, fix, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, in for repair, in-for-repair, west, western, wild west, old west, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, ride, rides, riding, usual ride, temporary, insurance
Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.
Tags:adult, adults, grown-up, grown-ups, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, middle aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, problem, problems, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, training wheels, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, biker, bikers, driving, riding, rider, riders, transportation
"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"
Tags:rider, riding, motorbike, motorbikes, bike, bikes, road trip, road trips, biking, biker, bikers, age, aging, old age, hippie, hippies, drama, dramas, film, films, rest, resting, rests, rest stop, pit stop, pit stops, rest stops, bored, bore, boring, bores, counterculture, countercultures, hippy, hippys, boomer, baby boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, retirees, retirement, old, older
Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
Tags:learn, learning, learns, remember, remembering, elephants, elephant, an elephant never forgets, elephant never forgets, riding a bike, like riding a bike, bike, bikes, cycle, cycling, cycles, bicycles, riding, rides, advice, advise, unhelpful, teach, teaching, skill, skills, remembers, forget, forgetting, combination, combine
"This is my stop. May I be released?"
Tags:stop, stops, stopping, bus stop, bus stops, subway, subways, subway stop, subway stops, overweight, heavy, heavyset, fat, fat shame, fat shames, manspreading, manspreader, manspreaders, overcrowded, overcrowding, parka, parka, coat, coats, puffy coat, puffy coats, take up space, takes up space, taking up space, subway station, subway stations, public transportation, public transit, mass transit, rapid transit, seat, seats, seating, women, woman, rider, riders, riding
A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, mouse, mice, rat, rats, mouse hole, mouse holes, waiting, wait, stake out, staking out, clock, clocks, cuckoo clock, cuckoo clocks, cuckoo bird, cuckoo birds, riding, astride, food, enemy, enemies, cats vs. mice, escape, escaping
"This is why you read the instructions."
Tags:instruction, instructions, owner's manual, owners manual, manual, cowboy, cowboys, horses, horse, riding, ride, horseriding, piggyback, piggy back, obvious, easy, clear, lesson, regret, ignorant, mistake, mistakes, obviously, cow boy, cow boys, read, reading, guide, guides, learn, learning, hard way, ignore, ignores
The Day Trader
A man watches as his neighbor leaves for work riding on a fast horse.
"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, visit, visits, visitor, visitors, visiting, guest, guests, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, adult child, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, in-law, in-laws, parent, parents, family, families, family issues, family problems, she'll be coming 'round the mountain, song, songs, folk song, folk songs, lyrics, writing, letter, letters, telegram, telegrams, correspondence, six white horses, riding, coming, making an entrance, grand entrance, grand entrances
Tunnel of Jerks
Tags:jerk, jerks, tunnel, tunnels, ride, rides, boat, boats, amusement park, amusement parks, ride, rides, riding, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, harassment, harasser, harassers, sleazebag, sleazebags, jerk, jerks, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, put through the ringer, businesswoman, businesswomen, feminist, feminists, feminism
Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump
"See you around, partner—oh, I'm this way too."
Thank you for not killing me.
"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, horse, horses, riding, wichita, santa fe, hat, hats, fashion, style, backwards, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed, embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, mistake, mistakes
"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"
Tags:arrakis, sand worm, sandworm, the great sand worm of arrakis, shai hulud, the great sandworm of arrakis, sci fi, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, science-fiction, cowboy, cow boys, cowboys, wild west, west, western, westerns, country, desert, cactus, parasite, bessie, parasites, monster, monsters, kid, kids, saddle, saddles, ride, riding, rider, abdsurd
"Thank God for the elephant."