"You're sexy when you're wrong."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, argue, argument, arguing, anger, angry, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, dispute, right, wrong, scowl, scowling, frown, frowning, upset, upsetting, restaurant, restaurants, dining, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, table service, business, businesses, taunt, taunting, taunted
"You get one phone call or we can switch your carrier and you'll get five-cents-a-minute, unlimited calls, anytime, anywhere, including free evenings and weekends."
Tags:police, police station, arrest, arrested, phone call, phone calls, one call, one phone call, right, rights, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile phone plans, mobile phone plans, cell phone, cell phones, cell phone plan, options, option, dilemma, dilemmas, calling plan, calling plans, choice, choices, choose, choosing, pick one, cell carriers, cell carrier, mobile carrier, mobile carriers
"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
Tags:law firm, law firms, moral, morality, ethics, ethical, right, rightness, correct, immoral, immorality, amoral, amorality, fairness, right and wrong, right or wrong, moral judgment, moral judgments, moral judgement, moral judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys
"Harold, would you say you are left of center, right of center, left of left, right of left, left of right, or right of right, or what?"
Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom
"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, baby carrier, baby carriers, baby sling, baby slings, backwards, wrong, right, incorrect, correct, forwards, facing, confusing, confusion, modern life
"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
Tags:bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, toilet, toilets, restroom, restrooms, directions, giving directions, right, left, hallway, hallways, corridor, corridors, confusing, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, mouse, mice, rat, rats, lab mice, lab rats, lab rat, lab mouse, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, animal testing, scientific research, science
"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
Tags:human rights, satanic rights, right, rights, political rights, constitutional rights, satan, devil, devils, demon, demons, newspaper, newspapers, morning news, broadsheet, broadsheets, legal rights, political constitution, hell, hades, underworld, minority, minorities, representation, ignored minority, overlooked minority, excuse, excuses
"Should I free the gays, too?"
Tags:lincoln, abraham lincoln, civil war, civil wars, slavery, war, wars, general, generals, commander, commander-in-chief, commander in chief, america, american, american civil war, free the slaves, confederate, north, confederates, emancipation, emancipation proclamation, war between states, great rebellion, gay rights, right, rights, gay right, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, free, freedom, freeing, president, presidents, pride, march, abolition, abolitionists
"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."
Tags:desert, deserts, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, desperate, desperation, refusal, refusing, politics, political, right, right wing, principle, principles, conservative principles, conservative principle, trump, donald trump, gop, grand old party, heat, sun, lost, thirsty, despairing, misguided, wrong, parallel, comparison, compared
"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
"I do support your right to free speech - I just don't support your tone."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, support, supportive, supporting, right, rights, law, laws, free speech, freedom of speech, first amendment, constitution, constitutions, american, tone, tones, voice, voices, tone of voice, attitude, backtalk
"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, animal rights, right, rights, responsibility, responsibilities, chore, chores, housework, lazy, laziness
'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'
"All the wrong people are right."
Tags:contradiction, contradictions, wrong, right, opposite, opposites, switch teams, switches teams, switching teams, cognitive dissonance, political view, political views, view, views, opinion, opinions, change your mind, changing your mind, changing minds, resent, resents, resentment, talking heads, pundit, pundits, punditry, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, tough, running, running away, escaping, hunter, hunters, hunting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, rifle, rifles, shooting, gun laws, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, second amendment, gun rights, right, rights, right to bear arms, infringed, infringing, politics, government, governments, constitutions, constitutions, american constitution, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, hobby, hobbies, leisure, sport, sports
"Can that be right?"
The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
Tags:attorney, attorneys, legal, legal rep, legal representation, representation, represent, represented, defence, defend, defending, chop, chopping, chopped, wood, woodcutter, wood cutter, farm, farms, farmer, farming, rural, countryside, clash, clashed, culture, culture clash, personify, personification, ambulance chasers, ambulance chaser, sue, sued, sues, suing, right, rights, legal rights, axe, axed
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arresting, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, right, rights, custody, police custody, miranda rights, miranda warning, right to remain silent, reading, court, courts, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, media, news, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, magazine, magazines, press, journalism, radio, television, t.v., tv, electronic, technology, technologies, future, invention, inventions, privacy, personal privacy, modern life
Tags:medicine, medical, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, med school, medical school, insiders, insider, phoney, phony, sarah palin, palin, politician, politicians, politics, quacks, right, wrong, god, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, healthcare, tv doctor, tv doctors, television doctor, television doctors, governor, governors, vice presidential candidate
"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
Tags:celibacy, celibate, animal, animals, rams, longhorn, longhorn sheep, ram, butting heads, headbutt, fight, fighting, fights, dominance, right, rights, rights to mate, mate, mating season, breeding, breed, no pain no gain, bucks, billies, collide, colliding heads, animal kingdom, mating rights, mountain animal, mountain animals
"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
Tags:left, left wing, right, right wing, venn, venn diagram, diagram, overlap, overlaps, overlapping, extreme, extremism, extreme views, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, theory, theories, internet, internet age, internet culture, culture, counter culture, pop culture, inevitable, inevitability, modern, modern life, modern world, information, inform, information age, era, tech, technological, conspiracy theorist, crazy, strange, weird, believe, trick, tricked, spook, spooked, tin foil hat, tinfoil hat, tin-foil hat
"Look, there is no right and wrong here, but I'm going to side with Helen because I'm a girl."
Tags:right, wrong, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, fights, marital, ethics, language, feminism, feminist, feminists, marriage guidance, marriage therapy, marriage therapist, marriage therapists, shrink, shrinks, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, mankoff
"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."
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