Right Cartoons

"You're sexy when you're wrong."

"You get one phone call or we can switch your carrier and you'll get five-cents-a-minute, unlimited calls, anytime, anywhere, including free evenings and weekends."

"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

"Harold, would you say you are left of center, right of center, left of left, right of left, left of right, or right of right, or what?"

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."

"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."

"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"

"Should I free the gays, too?"

"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

"I do support your right to free speech - I just don't support your tone."

"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."

'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'

"All the wrong people are right."

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

"Can that be right?"

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."

Introducing...Doc Palin!

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

"Look, there is no right and wrong here, but I'm going to side with Helen because I'm a girl."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."