"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"You get one phone call or we can switch your carrier and you'll get five-cents-a-minute, unlimited calls, anytime, anywhere, including free evenings and weekends."
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Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom
"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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"Should I free the gays, too?"
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"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
"I do support your right to free speech - I just don't support your tone."
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"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
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'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'
"Read him his rights!"
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"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."
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"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
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The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid
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Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.
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"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."
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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."
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"It seems the patient wishes to exercise his right to choose his own doctor. Is there another doctor in the house?"
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"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
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"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
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"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."
"Every year when I begin this unit on the Constitution, I feel I have to make it very clear that the Bill of Rights does not necessarily apply in this classroom."
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"Good news, hon - I've sold the ancillary rights to our marriage."
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"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
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