"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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rights, miranda rights, reading rights, read you your rights, police, policeman, police officer, police officers, arrest, arresting, arrested, perp, perpetrator, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, reading, read, reading aloud, read aloud, audiobooks, audiobook, tape, tapes, recording, recording, lazy, laziness, absurd, absurdist, listen, listening"You get one phone call or we can switch your carrier and you'll get five-cents-a-minute, unlimited calls, anytime, anywhere, including free evenings and weekends."
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police, police station, arrest, arrested, phone call, phone calls, one call, one phone call, right, rights, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile phone plans, mobile phone plans, cell phone, cell phones, cell phone plan, options, option, dilemma, dilemmas, calling plan, calling plans, choice, choices, choose, choosing, pick one, cell carriers, cell carrier, mobile carrier, mobile carriers"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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human rights, satanic rights, right, rights, political rights, constitutional rights, satan, devil, devils, demon, demons, newspaper, newspapers, morning news, broadsheet, broadsheets, legal rights, political constitution, hell, hades, underworld, minority, minorities, representation, ignored minority, overlooked minority, excuse, excuses"Should I free the gays, too?"
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lincoln, abraham lincoln, civil war, civil wars, slavery, war, wars, general, generals, commander, commander-in-chief, commander in chief, america, american, american civil war, free the slaves, confederate, north, confederates, emancipation, emancipation proclamation, war between states, great rebellion, gay rights, right, rights, gay right, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, free, freedom, freeing, president, presidents, pride, march, abolition, abolitionists"I do support your right to free speech - I just don't support your tone."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, support, supportive, supporting, right, rights, law, laws, free speech, freedom of speech, first amendment, constitution, constitutions, american, tone, tones, voice, voices, tone of voice, attitude, backtalk"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, animal rights, right, rights, responsibility, responsibilities, chore, chores, housework, lazy, laziness"Read him his rights!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, lover, lovers, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, falling in love, love, read rights, rights, cupid, cupids, cherub, cherubs, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, cupid's arrows, myth, myths, legend, legends, contract, contracts, miranda rights, valentine's day, valentine's"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, tough, running, running away, escaping, hunter, hunters, hunting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, rifle, rifles, shooting, gun laws, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, second amendment, gun rights, right, rights, right to bear arms, infringed, infringing, politics, government, governments, constitutions, constitutions, american constitution, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, hobby, hobbies, leisure, sport, sports"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
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animal, animals, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, guard, guards, law, laws, law and order, rights, nature, wild, captive, animal rights, set free, miranda rights, police, policemen, policewomen, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, authority, authority figure, authority figures, innocent, innocentsThe Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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attorney, attorneys, legal, legal rep, legal representation, representation, represent, represented, defence, defend, defending, chop, chopping, chopped, wood, woodcutter, wood cutter, farm, farms, farmer, farming, rural, countryside, clash, clashed, culture, culture clash, personify, personification, ambulance chasers, ambulance chaser, sue, sued, sues, suing, right, rights, legal rights, axe, axed"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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jail, jails, prison, prison, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, freedom, free, liberation, incarceration, jailed, incarcerated, prisoner, prisoners, miss, missing, visit, visits, visitation, desire, desires, wish, wishes, regret, regrets, punishments, right, rights, human right, human rights"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid
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copyright, copyrights, rights, intellectual rights, ip, disclaimer, disclaimers, all rights reserved, reproduce, student, students, child, children, kid, kids, presentation, presentations, homework, assignment, assignments, summer, summer vacation, my summer vacation, essay, essays, modern life, education, law, legal, laws, writer, writersUncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, pursuit of happiness, happy hour, uncle sam, statue of liberty, lady liberty, liberty enlightening the world, lady justice, iustitia, justitia, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american symbol, american symbols, personification, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, declaration of independence, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, rights, human rights, unalienable rights"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."
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rent control, rent controls, rent controlled, rent, rents, renting, lease, leases, leasing, home, homes, tenant, tenants, tenancy, rights, buyer's rights, consumer rights, consumer's rights, consumers' rights advocate, consumer rights advocates, consumer protection, consumer protections, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, convert, converts, conversion, conversions, prey, preys, preying, landlord, landlords, fable, fables, building owner, building owners, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, big bad wolf, three little pigs, real estate, real estate deal, real estate deals"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arresting, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, right, rights, custody, police custody, miranda rights, miranda warning, right to remain silent, reading, court, courts, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, media, news, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, magazine, magazines, press, journalism, radio, television, t.v., tv, electronic, technology, technologies, future, invention, inventions, privacy, personal privacy, modern life"It seems the patient wishes to exercise his right to choose his own doctor. Is there another doctor in the house?"
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doctor, doctors, patient, patients, medical rights, patient rights, second opinion, second opinions, medical opinion, medical opinions, personality clash, medical emergency, medical emergencies, healthcare, paramedic, paramedics, rights, health-care, medical crisis, medical crises, difficult patient, difficult patients"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
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celibacy, celibate, animal, animals, rams, longhorn, longhorn sheep, ram, butting heads, headbutt, fight, fighting, fights, dominance, right, rights, rights to mate, mate, mating season, breeding, breed, no pain no gain, bucks, billies, collide, colliding heads, animal kingdom, mating rights, mountain animal, mountain animals"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
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supreme court, supreme court justice, supreme court justices, supreme court ruling, supreme court rulings, argument, arguments, arguing, trial, trials, court, courts, constitution, us constitution, u.s. constitution, united states, constitutionality, law, laws, new law, new laws, rights, bill of rights"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."
"Every year when I begin this unit on the Constitution, I feel I have to make it very clear that the Bill of Rights does not necessarily apply in this classroom."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, constitution, constitutions, american constitution, bill of rights, america, american, politics, government, governments, rights, freedom, freedoms, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, classroom management, civics, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school"Good news, hon - I've sold the ancillary rights to our marriage."
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marriage, modern life, selling, divorce, divorces, right, rights, ancillary right, ancillary rights, sell the rights, selling the rights, modern marriage, modern marriages, modern family, modern families, monetize, monetizes, montezing, monetise, monetises, monetising, reality show, reality shows, sell the rights, sells the rights, selling the rights, mankoff"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
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criminal, criminals, caught, red-handed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, loot, bag of loot, bags of loot, alleged, allegation, allegations, innocent, innocence, protest, protests, protesting, guilt, guilty, prove, proves, proving, proven, act innocent, acting innocent, bank robber, bank robbers, accusation, accusations, due process, innocent until proven guilty, right, rights, legal rights