"This treatment cleanses your system of all its excess money."
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"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."
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Thinner Thighs in 30 Days
When the Inventor of the Wheel Met the Inventor of the Deal.
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Eating the Cocktail Olive
"Well, the tickets sure as hell weren't minimal."
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"Please! Have a seat!"
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"I recommend an aggressive form of throwing money at me."
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Cost of Balloons
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"I've come for your tires."
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6 Brothers Falafel
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Batteries Not Included.
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"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"
"The meaning of life is free, but the secret of success will cost you."
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Coin Return 25¢
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Master of Illusion
"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."
Pay As You Go, Inc.
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"Oh. Your ad said that they had never been worn. And that they were baby shoes."
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Pens in a kangaroo's pouch
The Only Way He'll Ever Get His Face On Mount Rushmore.
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