Risk Cartoons

"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."

"Come on, Louis. No risk, no reward."

A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."

"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Let's update our will and go on vacation."

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."

"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a Wall Street

"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Try again, boys. This has visibility and credibility, but it still lacks deniability."

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

"Wait until one of them says, 'It's so peaceful out here.' "

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

The Rivalry Begins

Sign in the window of a car says "Filled with asbestos"

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."