"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."
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financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial advice, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, risk, risks, risk taker, risk takers, risky investment, risky investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, money problem, money troubles, financial problems, financial troubles"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"
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masculine, masculinity, male, males, man, men, manly, crying, tearing up, tears, tear, risk, risks, risky, risking, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, date night, date nights, restaurant, restaurants, music, live music, musician, musicians, feelings, emotions, emotional, sensitive, sensitive man, sensitive men"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."
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risk, risks, risk-taking, risk-taker, risk-takers, taking risks, take a risk, go-getter, go-getters, seize the day, carpe diem, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jailed, jail cell, jail cells, cell, cells, inmate, inmates"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."
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risk-taker, risk-takers, risk-taking, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, teacher, teachers, risk, risks, risky, play it safe, playing it safe, cautious, overly cautious, caution, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, student, students, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, update, updates, updating, parent, parentsA slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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toaster, toasters, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, bread, stunt man, stunt men, tightrope, tight ropes, walker, walkers, circus act, circus acts, high wire, risk, risks, risky, balance, balancing, balancing act, balancing acts, balance beam, gymnast, gymnasts, gymnastics, toast, toasting"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, traveling, last will and testament, vacation planning, risk, risks, risky, danger, dangerous, travel safety, boredom, bored, relationship rut, relationship ruts, marriage, married, married life, long term relationships, long term relationship, random thoughts, random conversations, discontent, discontented, murder, murdered, murdering, missing person, missing persons, disappearHumpty Dumpty sat on a Wall Street
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humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, wall street, investor, investors, investing, banker, bankers, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, financial crash, the financial crash, recession, the recession, doomed, economic crash, the economic crash, omen, omens, dark omen, dark omens, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, volatile market, volatile markets, risk, risks, financial risk, financial risks"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, vr, virtual reality, headset, headsets, head-set, head-sets, virtual, reality, realistic, cliff, fall, falling, feels real, danger, dangers, dangerous, unseen dangers, blind, risk, risky, risks, unsafe, technology, modern life, not paying attention, distracted, innovation, innovations, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones"Try again, boys. This has visibility and credibility, but it still lacks deniability."
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visible, visibility, denial, plausible deniability, plausible, legal defense, legal defenses, defense attorney, defense attorneys, corporate accountability, defense team, defense teams, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate accountability, accountability, responsibility, liability, liable, credible, credibility, proposal, proposals, business proposal, business proposals, risk, risks, risky, mitigate, mitigates, mitigating"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, risk, risks, risky, taking risks, bucolic, pastoral, country life, countryside, coward, cowards, chicken, chickens"Wait until one of them says, 'It's so peaceful out here.' "
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bobcat, bobcats, mountain lion, mountain lions, lynx, lynxes, danger, dangerous, risky, risks, risk, forest, forests, woods, hiker, hikers, hiking, peaceful, calm, dangerous animals, dangerous animal, predators, predator, attack"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."
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introduce, introduction, introductions, relationship, relationships, acceptable risk, risk, risks, women, woman, men, man, date, dating, dates, middle age, middle aged, age, aging, ageing, cocktail party, cocktail parties, gathering, gatherings, get together, party, partiesThe Rivalry Begins
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superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, hero, heroes, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, competition, competitor, competitors, competition, competitive, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, jump, jumping, dare, dares, daring, double dare, risk, risky, risks, contest, contesting, origin story, origin storiesSign in the window of a car says "Filled with asbestos"
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asbestos, danger, dangerous, chemical, chemicals, substance, substances, risk, risks, risky, sign, signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, security, prevention, crime prevention, safety, theft prevention, protection, theft protection, theft-protection, theft-prevention, deterrent, theft-deterrent, anti-theft, theft, crime, auto-theft, car theft, effective, deter thieves, environment, depletion, bad for the environment"Richard, Mr. Chenolock, the insurance man, is here to determine your life expectancy."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, insurance, life insurance, life expectancy, life expediencies, underwriter, underwriters, risk, risks, health, health status, evaluation, evaluations, evaluating, evaluate, determine, buying insurance"I went out on a limb to hire you. Dolan."
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monkey, monkeys, out on a limb, going out on a limb, risk, risks, taking risks, risk taker, risk takers, hiring process, new employee, new employees, mistake, mistakes, bad employee, bad employees, disappointment, disappointments, play on words, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"
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agoraphobic, agoraphobics, agoraphobe, agoraphobes, agoraphobia, agoraphobic fear, agoraphobic fears, anxiety, anxieties, risk, risks, risk taker, risk takers, risk-taker, risk-takers, outdoor, outdoors, paranoid, paranoia, fresh air, indoor, indoors, outdoors, thrill, thrills, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, ruler, rulers, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, meritocracy, meritocracies, absolute power, absolute rule, absolute monarchy, supreme ruler, supreme rulers, supreme authority, taking a chance, why take the chance, risk, risky, risks, government, governments, tyranny, tyrannies, dictator, dictators"Better safe than sorry, son."
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pool, summer, safety, safe, kid, children, child, swim, swimming, swims, summers, wade, wades, wading, parent, parents, parenting, overcompensate, overcompensation, overcompensating, risk, risk-averse, hover, hovers, hovering, modern life, modern times, risk, risks, health and safety, drown, drowns, drowning, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, modern parent, modern parents(Jump!) (I'm doing a risk/reward analysis.) (Good boy.) (Accountant's Dog)
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good boy, good boys, accountant, accountants, risk, reward, rewards, risks, analysis, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, lap dog, lap dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog training, command, commands"Remember the old days when everything was a gamble?"
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rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, stock market, the stock market, gamble, gambling, gambler, gamblers, reminisce, reminiscing, reminiscence, nostalgia, nostalgic, stocks and shares, tip sheet, tip sheers, investment banker, investment bankers, investing, investment, investments, investor, investors, risk, risks, risk taker, risk takers, taking risks"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
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stroke, strokes, risk, risks, medical risk, medical risks, glare, glares, glaring, frown, frowns, negative, negatives, negativity, negative outlook, deflect, deflects, risk factor, risk factors, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, blame, blames, doghouse, in the doghouse, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty