"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"
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"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."
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"Smokey The Tree"
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A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."
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"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
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The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
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"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."
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"It looks like Ulf, but it sure doesn't sound like Ulf."
"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."
A chef looking in a trash dumpster with a sign in the background that reads "Pot-Luck Pete’s Fine Cuisine"
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"My Pet Lemming"
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A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.
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"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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