"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"
"Apparently, he's not ready for stories filled with moral ambiguity."
Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris
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"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."
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"It's a coming of old age story."
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"Son, it's time we talked about online privacy."
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"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
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"This dvd of Billy's first day at school is due back in two days, Mom."
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"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."
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"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."
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"Don't forget to click Reply."
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"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."
"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."
"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."
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"Today I found out the Easter Bunny is fake news."