Ritual Cartoons

Ritual Cartoons

Ritual cartoon 1 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 2 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 3 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 4 of 28

Ritual cartoon

Dowsing for Coffee

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 5 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"We've done what we can. Now it's all in the hands of the accountants."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 6 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 7 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 8 of 28

Ritual cartoon

The Fall Collection

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 9 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 10 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 11 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 12 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 13 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 14 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 15 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Overly scripted."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 16 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Tell me about the constant hand washing."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 17 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"I'm thinking about having a child."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 18 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 19 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"You called?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 20 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 21 of 28

Ritual cartoon

Bris-A-Mole

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 22 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 23 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Being a retriever, donna, has nothing to do with being anal retentive."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 24 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Ritual cartoon 25 of 28

Ritual cartoon

"You'll never catch me! Not without arms!"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

More cartoons with the keyword 'ritual'