Rituals Cartoons

Rituals Cartoons

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"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

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"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

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"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

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Dowsing for Coffee

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"We've done what we can. Now it's all in the hands of the accountants."

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"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

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"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."

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The Fall Collection

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"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

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"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

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"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

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"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."

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"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."

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"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

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"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

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"Overly scripted."

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"Tell me about the constant hand washing."

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"I'm thinking about having a child."

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"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."

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"You called?"

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"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

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Bris-A-Mole

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"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

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"Being a retriever, donna, has nothing to do with being anal retentive."

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"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."

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