"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
"It could use some wasabi."
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Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal
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"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."
A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
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Broken Beaver Dam
"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."
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"He has a very deft touch."
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"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
"Probably a different guy."
"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"
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Crossing the Nachos Grande
"To me, the Hudson is much more than a river - it's a moat."
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"Larry and I decided to swim up separate streams this year."
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"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."
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"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
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"Mr. Whitlocke can't speak to you now. He's sculling on the Charles."
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"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."
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"I'd really like to help, but I'm just managing to keep my head above water myself."
"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
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