"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"
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"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
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"It can't hurt us. We're cockroaches."
"I see it, but it scampers away from the light."
"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
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"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
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"We were broke, so I had to sell the roaches."
Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.
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"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."
"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"
Pittsburgh Cream Cheese
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