"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, self-driving, self-honking, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, traffic, road rage, technology, city, cities, urban, city life, urban life, modern life"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."
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drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, karma, karmic, buddhist, buddhism, married, married life, marriage, parking lot, space, spaces"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicle, truck, trucks, driver, drivers, driving, drive, traffic, bad traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, crowded, jammed, packed, bumper-to-bumper, bumper to bumper, gridlock, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, magic, impatient, impatience, aggression, aggressive, road rage, angry, anger, not moving, parked, transportation"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
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road rage, road rages, road raging, rage, rages, raging, trucker, truckers, trucking, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, sidewalk, sidewalks, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, revenge, vengeance, seeking revenge, revenge seeker, revenge seekers, revenge seeking, traffic school, cut off, cuts off, follow, follows, following"It would behoove you to remember that our passenger-side airbag has been disconnected."
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drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, airbag, airbags, married life, marriage, argue, arguing, argument, threatRoad Rage Highway
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road rage, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, driving school, driving schools, driver, drivers, see red, seeing red, rage, outrage, outraged, lose control, loses control, losing control, hurry, hurries, hurrying, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, insult, insults, insulting, furious, out of control, traffic school, traffic schools, driving instructor, driving instructors"Chill out or go around me!"
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duck, ducks, goose, geese, formation, formations, fly, flies, flying, honk, honks, honking, road rage, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, v formation, v formations, pass, passes, passing, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, aggressive driving, driver, drivers, driving, frustration, frustrations, frustrating"This is not a conversation you need to join."
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road rage, road rages, road raging, drive, drives, driver, drivers, rage, rages, raging, flip off, flips off, flipping off, flick off, flicks off, flicking off, couple, couples, argue, argues, argument, arguments, road safety, highway, highways, highway safety, traffic school, traffic schools, disengage, disengages, disengaging, conversation, conversations, disagreement, disagreements"Try honking again."
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jam, jams, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, freeway, highway, motorway, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes, carpool, carpools, carpooling, useless, fruitless, honk, honks, honking, beep, horn, horns, car, cars, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, workday, workdays, work day, work days, solution, solutions, problem, problems, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, lost cause, lost causes, road rage"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."
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drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, manner, manners, attitude, attitudes, courtesy, courteous, wave, waving, thank, thanks, thank you, ungrateful, grateful"My generosity is reserved for drivers who aren't on their cell phones."
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drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, kid, kids, childDescent Into The Maelstrom
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roadtrip, road trip, road trips, roadtrips, road-trip, road-trips, family, happy families, family life, child, children, kid, kids, psychology, psychological, observe, observation, observations, family life, modern life, modern, modernity, modern family, nuclear family, bicker, bickering, argue, argument, arguing, argues, arguments, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, drivers, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, stress, stressed, stressing, road rage, roadrage, road-rage, journey, journeys, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidayRoad signs above three lanes on a gridlocked highway read "Chafing", "Seething" and "Boiling".
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, gridlock, rush hour, crowded, congestion, anger, angry, emotion, emotions, emotional, road rage, seething, boiling, chafing, upset"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."
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drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, responsible, responsibility, responsibly, video game, video games, vidya, points, modern world, modern life, modern, driving education, driver's ed, drivers ed, driving school, school"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."
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relationships, marriage, death, psychology, anger, autos, driving, men, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, die, dies, dying, flip off, flips off, flipping off, flip the bird, flips the bird, flipping the bird, eighteen wheeler, eighteen wheelers, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, road rage, mankoff"Either the President's in town or they're selling zeppoles on Seventh Avenue."
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traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, road rage, drive, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, presidential visit, reasons, reasoning, excuse, excuses, zeppoles, zeppole, pastry, pastries, dessert, desserts, fried dough, fried dough ball, fried dough balls, food, foods, street food"Oh, how I long for the days when you could flip someone the bird and live to tell about it."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road rage, violence, flip the bird, flipping the bird, problem, problems, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, unsafe, dangerous, risky, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, firearms regulation, crime, retaliation, vengeance, the good old days, modern lifeRoad Guilt
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road trip, road trips, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, road rage, road rages, guilt, guilty, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, sarcasm, sarcastic, ironic, irony, ironies, passive aggressive, thought, thoughts, private thought, private thoughts, frustration, frustrations, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, timid, timidity, assertive, assert yourself, asserting yourself"Is something troubling you, Charles? It's not like you to run over a pedestrian."
A guide to rejected Emjois.
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emotion, emotions, emoticon, emoticons, guide, guides, guidance, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, fire, fires, tire, tires, face, faces, tattoo, tattoos, twerk, twerks, twerking, rabbat, rabbit bat, combine, combined, hybrid, flat earth, flat earth society, road rage, emoji, emojis, inappropriate