Road Rage Cartoons

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."

"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"

"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."

"It would behoove you to remember that our passenger-side airbag has been disconnected."

Road Rage Highway

"Chill out or go around me!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Driverless Road Rage

"This is not a conversation you need to join."

"Try honking again."

"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."

"My generosity is reserved for drivers who aren't on their cell phones."

Descent Into The Maelstrom

Road signs above three lanes on a gridlocked highway read "Chafing", "Seething" and "Boiling".

"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

"Either the President's in town or they're selling zeppoles on Seventh Avenue."

"Oh, how I long for the days when you could flip someone the bird and live to tell about it."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Road Guilt

"Is something troubling you, Charles? It's not like you to run over a pedestrian."

A guide to rejected Emjois.