Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius
Tags:roadkill, road kill, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, roadside diner, roadside diners, eat locally, environmentally friendly, environmental friendliness, waste not, want not, waste, reuse, reuses, reusing, hipster, hipsters, local food, food miles, local eatery, local eateries, ethical, ethically sourced, locally sourced, ethic, ethics, food ethics, slow food, slow food movement
"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."
"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."
Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, animal heaven, curiosity killed the cat, nine lives, cats nine lives, cat's nine lives, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, dying, died, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, roadkill, road kill, road-kill, run over, getting run over
"He never heard the Prius coming."
Tags:electric engine, electric engines, hybrid engine, hybrid engines, green car, green cars, electric car, electric cars, wildlife, roadkill, road-kill, squirrel, squirrels, road accident, road accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, environmentally friendly, irony, car maker, car makers, car manufacturer, car manufacturers
This week on The Antique Roadkill
Tags:hotdog, hotdogs, hotdog stand, hotdog stands, hotdog cart, hotdog carts, street food, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, roadside, roadside food, roadside cart, roadside carts, roadkill, road kill, unhygienic, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene rules, food safety, honesty, honest, transparent, transparency, roadkill food, road kill food, roadkill cuisine, road kill cuisine, road-ill, green issues, disgust, disgusted
"Found meat is income."
Tags:tax, taxes, paying taxes, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, found money, found meat, road kill, roadkill, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man
"Oooooo, …. A pillow!"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, present, present, gift, gifts, pillow, pillows, dead animal, roadkill
"Pull up past the armadillo."
"It's all roadkill, and never a word about the chickens who get to the other side!"
Tags:joke, jokes, why did the chicken cross the road, bad news, media, media coverage, bias, biased, sensational, sensationalist, sensationalism, journalist, journalists, journalism, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, gripe, gripes, griping, roadkill, cross the road, crossing the road, exaggeration, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggerating, danger, dangers, caution
"You got this."
Tags:trap, traps, road, roads, highway, highways, roadkill, road kill, accident, deer strike, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, road hunt, grim, grim reaper, death, died, die, dead, convince, not convinced, car, cars, traffic, truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, it's a trap, fate, cruel fate, nature, natural, natural selection
"When I hit the switch, we'll see what they look like in the hi-beams."
Tags:hi beam, hi beams, hi-beam, hi-beams, headlight, headlights, deer in the headlights, deer, deers, venison, role reversal, role reversals, role-reversal, revenge, vengeance, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood-sport, blood-sports, deer hunting, deer hunter, deer hunters, hunter, hunters, hunting, roadkill, roadkills, road-kill, road-kills
"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."
Tags:deer, caught in the headlights, headlight, headlights, freeze, rabbit in the headlights, driver, driving, drives, roadkill, spotlight, freeze in the spotlight, dancer, dancers, entertainer, entertainers, drama, performing, performer, performers, performance, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, showbiz
"He's having an identity crisis. He fears he hit a polar bear with his Prius."
Tags:crisis, crises, identity crisis, crisis of confidence, sense of self, self image, self images, self esteem, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, activist, activists, activism, liberal, liberals, environmentally conscious, environmentally friendly, roadkill, prius driver, driver, drivers, driving