Out Of My Way, Stupid!
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road
Tags:gas, gasoline, petrol, fuel, tanker, tankers, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, auto, feed, feeding, eating, drinking, milk, milking, suckling, baby, babies, child, children, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, road, roads, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, street, streets
"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, karma, karmic, buddhist, buddhism, married, married life, marriage, parking lot, space, spaces
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
"Forget it. We're not stopping again."
Tags:death, war, wars, pestilence, famine, hunger, hungry, pit stop, pit stops, restaurant, restaurants, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, four horsemen, apocalypse, apocalypses, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, new testament, bible, horse, horses, road, roads, stop, stops, break, breaks
Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
Tags:tabloid, tabloids, mass media, reality, reality tv, rv, recreational vehicle, caravan, caravans, camper, camper van, camping, camp, drive, driving, drives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summery, annual leave, leave, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, road, roads, road safety, drive safely, safety, safely, safe, highway, highways, road trip
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodborne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthy
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
Tags:religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay
Straight Ahead / Whoopee
Tags:sign, signs, roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, road, roads, drive, driving, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, autos, auto, fun, boring, contrast, pointless, contrasting, parting, way, fun way, boring way, boring, decision, decisions, crooked, curving, windy, winding, drive, driving, drives
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
Turnpike Kissing Booth
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, kissing booth, kissing booth, kiss, kissing, booth, booths, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, word play, wordplay, transportation
"It would behoove you to remember that our passenger-side airbag has been disconnected."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, airbag, airbags, married life, marriage, argue, arguing, argument, threat
Tags:september, fall, autumn, season, seasons, seasonal, month, months, road, roads, roadway, roadways, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, vehicle, vehicles, sign, signs, signage, short pants, shorts, short trousers, prohibited, banned, clothing, clothes, fashion, trend, trends, fad, fads, style, in-style, in-fashion, norms
Go Sign on an empty road.
Tags:go, sign, signs, go sign, road, roads, car, cars, auto, autos, vacant, empty, pointless, unhelpful, desolate, desolated, speed, speeding, speed, speed limit, speed limits, speed restriction, speed restrictions, highway, highways, ironic, irony, law, laws, roadsign, roadsigns, road signs, road sign, rural, country, countryside
"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
Tags:fetch, fetches, fetching, hubcap, hubcaps, dog, dogs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retailer, retailers, collector, collectors, collection, collections, making money, businessman, businesswoman, take advantage, taking advantage, speedbump, speed bumps, speed bump, pothole, potholes, rough road, rough roads, road, roads, road repair, road repairs
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, compatibility, chemistry, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., whole grains, health, food, dirt bath, dirt baths, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing, road, roads, unafraid, brave, courage, courageous, looking for mr. right, love, looking for love, searching for love, soulmate, soulmates
"I'm sorry-it takes me a really long time to move in my ridiculous coat."
Tags:winter, season, seasons, seasonal, winter clothes, winter clothing, warm clothes, warm clothing, seasonal clothes, seasonal clothing, fashion, hard to move, difficult to move, jacket, jackets, winter jacket, winter jackets, winter coat, winter coats, coat, coats, cold, dressing warm, crossing the street, crossing the road, road, roads, street, streets, street scene, street scenes, car, cars, vehicle, vehicle, automobile, automobiles, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, waiting, impatient, long time, holding up traffic, traffic, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, canada, canadian winters, winter in canada
A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".
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Yield to Bigger, More Aggressive Vehicles
Tags:road, roads, street, streets, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, street sign, street sign, yield, empty road, empty street, merge, traffic sign, traffic signs, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, truck, trucks, driving, driver, drivers, aggressive, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, aggressive driving, bigger, safe, safety, rules of the road, road rules, useless sign, useless signs, signage, useless, pointless
A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.
Tags:road, roads, highway, highways, turning, turnings, turning off, motorway, motorways, motorway driving, motorway driver, motorway drivers, highway exit, motorway exit, hihgways exits, motorway exit, driveway, driveways, home, homes, sign, signs, highway sign, highways signs, motorway sign, motorway signs, signage, useful, signage
"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."
Tags:pap, papped, paparazzi, elude, elusive, escape, escaped, escapee, car, cars, auto, autos, breakdown, break down, broken, broken down, roadside assistance, roadside, fight, fighting, marital, marriage, couple, couples, husband, wife, married, married life, speed, speeding, sports car, celebrity, celebrities, road, roads, driving, driver, drivers, roadtrip, road trip, desert, deserts, wasteland, wait, waiting, impulse, impulsiveness, impulsive
"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced
Tags:minivan, minivans, car, cars, road, roads, parents, parent, mom, mum, dad, family, families, food, snacks, healthy food, health food, natural food, middle-class families, middle-class family, soccer mum, soccer mom, soccer mums, suburbs, suburban life, suburban family, suburban culture, middle-age, childhood obesity