"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
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"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
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"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
Mime Celebrity Roast
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A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
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Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.
Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions About Thanksgiving
Turkey a la Mode
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"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"
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"...And now, a song for Thanksgiving..."
"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."
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"Appetizer is almost done."
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"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."
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"Oh -- just scrape it off."
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Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.
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Turkey aimed at down a gun barrel.
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Pig in a blanket vs. pig in a duvet.
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"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."
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Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf
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"Anywhere that doesn't celebrate thanksgiving."
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