Robbery Cartoons

"Need anything from the bank?"

"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."

"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."

"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

3 Guys Stealing

"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"

"I don't give a damn what's showing in Milan—you get a suit from Brooks Brothers."

"This is a stickup."

"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"

"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"

"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

A man is sat between thugs on the subway.

"Hey, didn't I meet you at the trade fair last June?"