"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."
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business meeting, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business meetings, revenue, company revenvue, economic downturn, downturn, recession, recessions, credit crunch, desparate times, desparate measures, robbery, rob, theft, steal, stealing, swindle, swindling, crime, crimes, turn to crime"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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bank, banks, bank robbery, bank robberies, bank heist, bank heist, hold-up, hold-ups, robbery, robberies, heist, heist, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, bank clerk, bank clerks, crime, criminal, criminals, internet crime, web crime, hacking, hacker, hackers, computer, computers, computer hacker, computer hackers, web hacker, security hacker, security hackers, computer security, security, internet security, internet, social issue, modern life, modern, online banking, money, easy, technology, online, steal, stealing"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."
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mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon"I'd like to report some bad guys."
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old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, crime, report, reporting, victim, victims, calling 911, 911, calling 999, 999, pants, trousers, bad guy, bad guys, stolen, robbed, robbery, robberies, call, calls, crime against fashion, fashion crimes, fashion, fashion victim, fashion victims"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."
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robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank, banks, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, heist, heists, bank heist, banking heist, banking heists, stickup, stickups, sticking up, bad with money, irresponsible, irresponsibility, uncertain, uncertainty, distrustful, untrustworthy, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, overpay, overpays, overpaying"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."
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bank, banks, banking, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, robbing, bank heist, bank heists, heist, heists, robber, robbers, bank robber, bank robbers, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, crime, criminal, criminals, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, car chase, car chases, chase scene, chase scenes, police, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, film, films, movie, movies, action"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."
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knife, knives, knife fight, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, wife, wives3 Guys Stealing
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moving van, moving vans, moving service, moving services, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, crime, criminal, criminals, logo, logos, calling card, calling cards, couch, couches, furniture, steal, steals, stolen, mover, movers, moving company, moving companies, thief, thieves, thieving, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, forthright, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."
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robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, jury duty, jury-duty, juror, jurors, civic duty, civic duties, heist, heists, hypocrite, hypocrites, bank heist, bank heists, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, planning"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
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crime, crimes, criminal, crimals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, at gunpoint, at gun-point, at gun point, held at gun-point, held at gunpoint, held at gun point, bank eller, bank tellers, bank worker, bank workers, bank manager, bank managers, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, reprimand, reprimanded, tell off, told off, insult, insulted, belittle, belittled, mother, mothers, motherly, mothering, scold, scolded, theft, thief, thieves, armed robbery, armed robberies"I don't give a damn what's showing in Milan—you get a suit from Brooks Brothers."
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fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, milan, fashion week, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, heist, heists, bank robbery, bank, bank robber, bank robbers, thug, thugs, henchmen, henchman, hench-men, hench-man, hench men, hench man, business casual, businessman"This is a stickup."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, crime, gun crime, barking, security, protection, guard dog, guard dogs, safety"I presume your innocence."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, crime, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, money, stolen, theft, thief, thieves, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, innocent until proven guilty, presume, presumption, presumptions, presuming, presumption of innocence, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, wordplay, word play"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"
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legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, interview, interviews, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, crime, jail, jails, prison, prisons, bank, banks, banking, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, bank heist, bank heists, heist, heists, robber, robbers, bank robber, bank robbers, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, entrapment, trap, traps, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, set-up, set-ups, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, blame, blaming, blame game"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"
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mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, car key, car keys, car-key, car-keys, key, armed robbery, armed robberies, armed mugging, armed muggings, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, robbed, robber, robbers, robbery, mugged, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, entitlement, entitled, old people, elder, elders, elderly, old man, old men, old woman, old women, old lady, old ladies, arrogance, arrogant, angry, anger, description, characteristics"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."
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mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, heist, heists, bank robbery, bank, bank robber, bank robbers, thug, thugs, fashions, fashionable, thug, thugs, traditional, modern, modernise, modernize"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
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mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, tax, taxes, audit, auditing, audits, hitman, lingo, jargon, play on words, word play, word-play, threat, nightmare, fear, money, accounts, accounting"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
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husband, wife, partner, spouse, husbands, wives, spouses, partners, robbery, rob, robbing, stealing, theft, thieving, complicit, helping, music, accordian, musician, annoying, loud, accordians, player, accordian player, players, annoys, annoy, help, helping, helper, selective, select, secret, peeve, pet peeve, secrets, secretive, frustration, frustrationsPerpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.
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heist, heists, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, bank heist, bank heists, robbery, robber, robbers, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, cybercriminal, cyber-criminal, flee, flees, fleeing, scene of the crime, online banking, internet banking, mobile banking, guard, guards, bank guard, bank guards, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, white collar crime, injustice, classism, classist, perp, perps, perpetrator, perpetrators, unequal system of justiceA man is sat between thugs on the subway.
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thug, thugs, tough guy, tough guys, punk, punks, rob, robs, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, robber, robbers, robbery, nervous, nervousness, nerve, nerves, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, safety, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, transit, mass transit, rapid transit