"Need anything from the bank?"
"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."
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Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
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"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."
"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
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"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
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"Try twenty-three left."
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"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
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"There's gotta be an easier way to get candy from a baby."
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"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"You've just raided your last patch!"
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"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
"You look nothing like you did through the peephole."
A bank robber robbing a bank with a gun on a chain like a pen
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"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."
"God, I feel like such a tourist."
"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."
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"How come we always have to watch the same old security footage of how we met?"
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"Gimme everything in the register and a Quick Pick."
"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."
"Larry had his identity stolen, but they sent it right back."
"Do you mind telling me where you're going with this?"
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"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."
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"'Stickup artist.' I just love that."
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