"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Your Honor, wrong robe."
"This one simple draping trick will make people think you work out a lot."
"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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"It was better before God took up knitting."
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"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."
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“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”
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"You're lucky. Most people can't stand up to ermine."
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"We wuz robed!"
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"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
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"Wait. Let me have one more try."
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"My right nipple is cold."