"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."
"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."
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"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
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"What about selling drugs to the rich and keeping the money for ourselves?"
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A Message from Marion
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"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."
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"I'm in a band."
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"Oh, this? Crazy story..."
"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."
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"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."
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"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."