A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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Robot cat passes Turing test.
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A robot keeps a drone in a cage as a pet.
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Where steel wool comes from.
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."
"Mr. Ferguson would be delighted to tell you how happy he is with the mechanical head we've given him, only its little jaw is stuck."
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"…Of course, a new model can't expect to understand how it is when they discontinue your line and parts get scarce!"
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"If you don't need anything, I'm going to shut down my emotions for the night."
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"I suppose we could tweak our empathy algorithm."
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"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."
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"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."
Space Rover Finds Desert Crawlers
"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."
"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."
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"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"
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"He's loyal and affectionate, and his Martinis are always ten to one."
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"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"
"If only we had extension cords, we could comfort each other."
Pence retires for the night.