A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets24-Hour Banking
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atm, automated teller machine, robot, robots, robotics, robotics engineer, robotics engineers, robotics engineering, engineer, engineers, bank, banks, banker, bankers, teller, tellers, cashpoint, cashpoints, atms, automated teller machines, cash machine, cash machines, stalker, follower, followers, night, night time, creepy, creep, money, scam, technology"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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robot, robots, robotics, scientist, scientists, inventor, inventors, self-aware, self-awareness, singularity, self-conscious, self-consciousness, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, scientist, scientists, scientific, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, consequence, consequences, unintended consequence, unintended consequences, unintentional"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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invitation, invitations, invite, invites, inviting, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, beach party, beach parties, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used, feel used, feels used, feeling used, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, charge, charges, charging, charger, chargers, battery, batteries, battery life, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts"Gee whiz, Mr. Collins—two hundred and six isn't old!"
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future, futuristic, science fiction, age, aging, ageing, old age, lifespan, life, old, old man, old timer, old timers, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, robot, robots, robotics, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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inventor, inventors, innovator, innovators, perpetual motion, perpetual motion machine, toy, toys, toy inventor, toy inventors, catch, playing catch, clockwork, clockwork mouse, robot, robots, robotics, distraction, distractions, procrastination, procrastinations, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists, engineer, engineers, engineering, machines, machine, advice, career advice, mistake, mistakes, ideas, idea"Fascinating!"
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drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunks, drinking buddy, machine, machines, automatic, automated, automatized, robot, robots, technologies, robotic, robotics, vending, friend, friends, company, alcohol, alcoholic, bar, bars, pub, public house, public houses, invention, inventions, automation, chat, chatting, machine learning, ai, artificial intelligenceEmployees of the Month
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immigrants, immigration, build the wall, taking our jobs, robot, robots, robotics, employee, employees, employee of the month, robotics engineer, robotics engineering, robotics engineers, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics, electronics engineering, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, engineering, engineers, engineer, robot takeover, politics, government, tech, technology"I'm in way over my head"
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toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed"Nothing organic!"
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organic, organic food, waiter, waiters, robot, robots, robotics, cyborg, cyborgs, order, orders, ordering, dine out, dines out, dining out, food allergy, food allergies, allergy, allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, preference, preferences, health food, health foods, limitation, limitationsWhere steel wool comes from.
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steel wool, wool, sheep, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, origin, origins, origin story, origin stories, wire, wires, wire brush, wire brushes, graze, grazes, shepherd, shepherds, barnyard animal, barnyard animals"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."
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technological advances, technological advancement, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancement, technical advancements, waiter, waiters, server, servers, robot, robots, robotics, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps, gym, gyms, modern life, digital age"Mr. Ferguson would be delighted to tell you how happy he is with the mechanical head we've given him, only its little jaw is stuck."
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replacement, replacements, attach, attaches, attachment, attachments, reattach, reattaches, reattaching, head, heads, mechanical head, mechanical heads, jaw, jaws, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, breakthrough, breakthroughts, breaking through, cyborg, cyborgs, robotic, robotics"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."
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robot, robots, robotics, sentient, sentience, danger, dangers, dangerous, giant robot, giant robots, monster, monsters, movie monster, movie monsters, reversal, reversals, endanger, endangers, endangers, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, backfire, backfires, backfiring, protection, protections, protector, protectors, ai, artificial intelligence, a.i., intelligent, intelligence"…Of course, a new model can't expect to understand how it is when they discontinue your line and parts get scarce!"
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old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, outdated, dated, technology, technologies, out of date, update, updates, updating, antiquated, discontinue, discontinues, discontinuing, line, lines, line of products, lines of products, new model, new models, part, parts, robot, robots, robotics, robotic, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, inventing, singularity, future, futuristic, replacement, replacementsHollywood, 2083.
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hollywood, film industry, film industries, actor, actors, producer, producers, producing, director, directors, entertainment business, los angeles, la, l.a., pilot, pilots, pilot season, pilot seasons, tv pilot, tv pilots, television pilot, television pilots, busy, overly busy, tv industry, robot, robots, robotics, future, futures, shift, shifts, robot replacement, robot replacements