Robotics Cartoons

A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.

24-Hour Banking

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."

"I think I was only invited for one reason."

"He says he feels empty inside."

"Gee whiz, Mr. Collins—two hundred and six isn't old!"

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

"Fascinating!"

Employees of the Month

A robot keeps a drone in a cage as a pet.

"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"I'm in way over my head"

"Nothing organic!"

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."

Where steel wool comes from.

"Did Hopkins send an unmanned drone again?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."

"Mr. Ferguson would be delighted to tell you how happy he is with the mechanical head we've given him, only its little jaw is stuck."

"…Of course, a new model can't expect to understand how it is when they discontinue your line and parts get scarce!"

"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."

"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."

Hollywood, 2083.