"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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Robot Parts $5
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"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"
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"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
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"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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"I'll be O.K. It's just some damn virus I picked up from a computer."
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"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
"He says he feels empty inside."
"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."
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"Gee whiz, Mr. Collins—two hundred and six isn't old!"
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"If I want another yes-man I'll build one."
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"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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"Didn't we already see this movie?"
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Robot cat passes Turing test.
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A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
Employees of the Month
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"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
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"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
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How's my self-driving?
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"I can help you over here." "Just ignore him."
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