A man is sat between thugs on the subway.
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"God, I feel like such a tourist."
"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."
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A bride and groom hold their guests up with the wedding cake knife.
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"Do you mind telling me where you're going with this?"
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"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
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"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"
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"Stick what up?"
I got your shirt
"Hand over your Purell."
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"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."
"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."